LARPing Swedish Fascist
lachlan   Australia
 
 
Harpoons and monsoons won't keep me at bay
I could be the dolphin of your dreams
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Last Online 1 hrs, 29 mins ago
Corvatile 6 hours ago 
honey.... youve got a big storm comin
Corvatile Aug 12 @ 6:48am 
klootz 🏩
Corvatile Aug 7 @ 4:16am 
-rep ♥♥♥♥ed my girl, stole my identity, hacked my paypal, and keeps taking all of my mail. For the last nine months, he has made my life a living hell, and everywhere I go I see him. He shows up at the park, he shows up with my ex, he even moved into the house across the street with me and leaves his bedroom curtains open so I can see everything he does with her.. The only thing left I can think of doing is killing myself, because I can't take another minute of this. Every morning I try and go get the mail, he donkey punches me in the back of the head while my ex watches. He somehow got my number and keeps leaving me messages saying how he's going to do to my ex each night. But it's okay, because I got a huge bonus and purchased myself a 9mm handgun. And tonight's the big night. I have exactly 3 bullets in the chamber, and I'm not going to miss.
Corvatile Aug 2 @ 5:36pm 
jesus man that's a nice bottle of water there to drink please just go ahead and sip it for me that's right perfect form there with the water bottle notice the 45 degree tilt wowee just keep drinking that water man, purified right from the alps that's some fresh water right there right there I say wow get in there
Corvatile Jul 16 @ 6:26am 
god your so cute lol im having trouble writing this messge cus im scared ull reject me lol ur just so ♥♥♥♥nig huggable >w<, but ya do u wanna go out sometime lol i was thinkin maybe we can goto starbucks and we can go bird spotting together, maybe watch cute cat videos on my iPhone in the coffee shop while we romantically stare at each other for hours stragiht >w< don't get me wrong i like sex but you look like the type of person i'd just romantically be with and forget all about sex and just give you a snog daily :3
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