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Hitting fat yeets since I've been alive
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CHxl Jul 3, 2019 @ 10:53am 
To that girl you called a♥♥♥♥♥♥in class today, she has tons of unprotected sex and contracted chlamydia. the pregnant girl walking down the street, she also had tons of unprotected sex and doesn't even know who the father is. the boy you called lame he is a huge weeb that jerks off to loli porn and tells everyone about it. the girl you pushed down the other day, she assaulted you first and it was self-defense. the girl you called fat, she's morbidly obese and you only called her fat because she was making fun of you first. the boy you made fun of for crying, he's crying because his mom wouldn't buy him a Rick and Morty t-shirt. think you know them? Well you probably do... Guess what? 99% of people are more or less exactly what they seem
apostl_ Jun 8, 2019 @ 1:18pm 
CHIEF ADD ME DAMMIT LEMME SHOW YOU HOW TO PLAY SQUAD
Ŧ² | Chance Apr 23, 2019 @ 3:52pm 
Big boy over here trying to smack down little NA duel god. Size doesn't mean everything its how you use it. In fact I would highly suggest adding in some serious hip movements, it really does the trick. As you know its all about the motion of the ocean, and you certainly don't need no l o t i o n. But if we're talking about seismology I really should point out that 26 isn't even on the Richter scale, so your hours are FAKE. I can't believe you'd try to pull the wool over our eyes. Seriously, I can't believe a plague doctor would do something like this. Isn't your job to heal us? Lies hurt. They hurt bad doc. Also I can't believe you'd bring drag racing into this, you're really the king of non sequiturs. Just because you have a fast car doesn't mean you can flex on us all. I bet you don't even own a sword you silly man. Its actually astonishing how much I don't believe anything you've said. FAKE NEWS!
CHxl Feb 20, 2019 @ 4:43pm 
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