Hey there! I'm generally known as Swift. I like to play games and such, so feel free to toss me a friend request if you'd like. Among the things I like are military sim games and arena shooters. I'm also in love with Hockey due to the community surrounding it and the dynamic of the sport. I'm also a massive fan of the Unreal Tournament games by Epic, as well as the ArmA series by Bohemia Interactive.

Discord | Swift#8803
BattleNet | swifty#12336
Origin | RainbowFluffBall
Youtube | heySwifty

I am a heavy insomniac which causes my sleep schedule to be borked.
I'm a pretty big introvert, and I enjoy alone time/often find ways to entertain myself.
I don't start conversations often, and I don't like hopping into voice chats randomly/suddenly.
I'm not one to up and drop everything to play a game.
I am extremely interested in space, and astronomy.
Personality type is INFP-T, Mediator (last tested 2/10/2017)
I own a Garry's Mod server known as Veluciant Roleplay
Sep 17, 2015 I got dropped an M4A4 | Poseidon (Minimal Wear) in CS:GO.
Current CS:GO Matchmaking Rank/ELO: Gold Nova III
I own a giveaway group that has never charged for a giveaway once

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Triggered: PACK 'A NEWPORTS
Swift: EYY JIMMY, GO GRAB ME A PACK OF NEWPORTS, WOULD YA?
Swift: "But Grandma, you don't need tha-"
Swift: AHHH GET ME MY FUCKIN' NEWPORTS.
Swift: I'VE HAD 600 LUNG CANCERS
Triggered: I'VE HAD 6 LUNG CANCERS IN MY LIFE, I'M 95 YEARS OLD.
Swift: YOU THINK I'M AFRAID OF THE 7TH?

6:49 PM - Rivet (now with 30% less sleep): wait
6:49 PM - Rivet (now with 30% less sleep): shit hill
6:43 PM - Swift: EXPOSED
6:44 PM - Swift: THE THIRD REICH WAS ACTUALLY A HILL FULL OF SHIT
6:44 PM - Swift: INSANE SECRET DISCOVERED 75+ YEARS LATER
6:44 PM - Swift: OMG! NOT CLICKBAIT
6:44 PM - Swift: GONE SEXUAL
6:51 PM - Rivet (now with 30% less sleep): XD
6:51 PM - Rivet (now with 30% less sleep): THIRD GENDER
6:46 PM - Swift: SCIENTISTS DISCOVER THIRD GENDER!? NOT CLICKBAIT! ACTUAL MIT RESEARCH BY ONE 'GORDON FREEMAN' EXPOSES THIRD GENETIC PREDISPOSITION
6:46 PM - Swift: THIRD GENDER (GONE SEXUAL) (GONE WRONG) (GONE COPS CALLED) (GONE HOMELESS)
6:48 PM - Swift: i'm going to go put this on my profile now
6:48 PM - Swift: it meets the retarded quot
6:48 PM - Swift: quota

2:15 AM - Rivet: please dont quote me XD
2:15 AM - Rivet: i will actualy end you if you do XD

s0undslikepuget: One time I went to Maine and lobsters were only $3 so I ate five of them and puked all over the lawn.
SevenDaysTooLong: God Bless America

10:02 PM - {VRP} swift: You know you fucked up when a piece of cork is a better weapon, statistically, than a fully-automatic firearm

12:33 AM - Luchs: CHICKEN WINGS CAN'T BE BONELESS OTHERWISE THEY CHICKEN NUGGETS
12:30 AM - Swift ♍: explain boneless chicken legs then
12:34 AM - Luchs: fuck you, that's why
12:34 AM - Luchs: cock licker.

4:00 PM - Swift: *CAPE FLOWING IN THE WIND, I MAJESTICALLY KISS THE SQUIRREL THAT GOT RAN OVER LAST WEEK ONE LAST TIME. I THEN TAKE MY LEAVE, WALKING OFF INTO THE SETTING SUN OVER THE HORIZON, CAPE STILL FLOWING MAJESTICALLY.*
4:00 PM - Swift: "GOODBYE, BABE.. YOU WERE THE ONLY ACORN-LOVER I EVER KNEW."


9:02 PM - Kuno: cream of spinich comes out of my ass c:
9:01 PM - Velox (swift): the fuck
9:01 PM - Velox (swift): i was drinking a fruit smoothie
9:01 PM - Velox (swift): talking to nate
9:01 PM - Velox (swift): "there's neckbeard trenchcoats in this game"
9:01 PM - Velox (swift): "yep"
9:01 PM - Velox (swift): >tabs over to Kuno
9:01 PM - Velox (swift): "CREAM OF SPINACH COMES OUT OF MY ASS"
9:01 PM - Velox (swift): like what the fuck
9:03 PM - Kuno: XD

11:58 PM - HeXaGoN: you know this reminds me of a time where I was at a restaurant
11:58 PM - HeXaGoN: and my mom mispronounced "e. coli"
11:58 PM - HeXaGoN: she said "eboli"
11:57 PM - Swift: lol
11:58 PM - HeXaGoN: which was hillarious
11:58 PM - HeXaGoN: sounds like an awful disease
11:57 PM - Swift: Ebola + E. Coli = Eboli
11:57 PM - Swift: fucking hell
11:58 PM - HeXaGoN: EXACTLY DUDE
11:57 PM - Swift: that's just
11:57 PM - Swift: horrible
11:57 PM - Swift: lmao
11:57 PM - Swift: hey want to give people some Eboli?
11:59 PM - HeXaGoN: then we started imagining symptoms
11:58 PM - Swift: shitting violently everywhere
11:59 PM - HeXaGoN: obviously exploding bloody diarrhea was one of them
11:59 PM - HeXaGoN: like come on
11:58 PM - Swift: YES
11:58 PM - Swift: LOL
11:59 PM - HeXaGoN: "eboli"
11:59 PM - HeXaGoN: just fucking says it all
11:59 PM - HeXaGoN: that name says
11:58 PM - Swift: extremely contagious
11:59 PM - HeXaGoN: "this disease gives you fucking bloody exploding diarrhea"
11:58 PM - Swift: it spreads throughout a hospital like a wildfire
11:58 PM - Swift: the hospital turns red-brown
11:59 PM - HeXaGoN: that's fucking written in the disease name
11:59 PM - HeXaGoN: YOU KNOW THAT SHIT
11:59 PM - HeXaGoN: it is in there
11:58 PM - Swift: yes
11:58 PM - Swift: fucking obviously
11:58 PM - Swift: can't un-envision it
11:59 PM - HeXaGoN: the name alone says it
12:00 AM - HeXaGoN: like, even if I never said the symptoms
12:00 AM - HeXaGoN: and I just randomly said
12:00 AM - HeXaGoN: "eboli"
11:59 PM - Swift: everyone knowd
12:00 AM - HeXaGoN: you know it gives you diarrhea

5:42 AM - {VRP} Unreal Swift: im only curious
5:42 AM - {VRP} Unreal Swift: and uninformed
5:44 AM - Fluffy Space Engineer Raptor: i dunno
5:42 AM - {VRP} Unreal Swift: like a dying squirrel
5:42 AM - {VRP} Unreal Swift: after being run over
5:42 AM - {VRP} Unreal Swift: by a semi
5:42 AM - {VRP} Unreal Swift: ..
5:42 AM - {VRP} Unreal Swift: bad analogy?
5:44 AM - Fluffy Space Engineer Raptor: yep
5:43 AM - {VRP} Unreal Swift: nah just kidding that was a random thought
5:44 AM - Fluffy Space Engineer Raptor: XD


4:10 AM - Mouse: I'm supposed to be playing Starbound but this one Avali keeps kicking my ass
4:09 AM - .:▲new years swift▲:.: is it reincorvus27?
4:10 AM - Mouse: yeah, reincorvus27
4:10 AM - .:▲new years swift▲:.: Who is reincorvus27?
4:12 AM - Mouse: Some say ReinCorvus27 is the first Starbound player ever.
4:12 AM - Mouse: Born from Ice.
4:13 AM - .:▲new years swift▲:.: I heard ReinCorvus27 can hurl an experimental crystal farther than a rail cannon.
4:15 AM - Mouse: I heard ReinCorvus27 once defeated an entire Ruin with a single blow.
4:15 AM - .:▲new years swift▲:.: But the worst part is, just when you think you have enough food to play survival, just when you think you might not die..
WHAM!!! Just like that!
4:15 AM - .:▲new years swift▲:.: *collective gasps*
4:15 AM - .:▲new years swift▲:.: *communicator notification*
4:16 AM - Mouse: What? No! nonononono
4:18 AM - .:▲new years swift▲:.: *communicator notification*
4:18 AM - .:▲new years swift▲:.: That's impossible!
4:18 AM - .:▲new yea