Ƥαƿ∂§ღµ☈ƒ
Shawn   Riverside, California, United States
 
 
Well, let's see... What can I really say about myself other than I'm a demented smurf.
You can also find me streaming at http://www.twitch.tv/onedementedsmurf or recordings of my previous streams on my YouTube Channel at https://www.youtube.com/user/CGGSmurf I'm also a computer repair expert so if you ever have questions don't hesitate to ask and if I don't know the answer off hand I can easily find it.

Because shits and giggles are always necessary, http://i.imgur.com/aqf9fgV.png
http://i.imgur.com/3KIlZJF.png

Some of my favorite things:

Tokyo Breakfast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgjwjaBJ5Do
Ferret Dance (A series of tubes): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3xAeTmsJfg
Draw With Me Original Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9HWcFl41Xw
Draw With Me Parts 1-3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdK8tUaISuM

Anime:

MyAnimeList: http://myanimelist.net/animelist/onedementedsmurf

Some of my favorite TV Shows:

F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
The Big Bang Theory
Mythbusters
How The Universe Works
How It's Made
Doctor Who

Talking about surround sound leads to this...
Namii ツ: when i walk outside it feel like everything is surround it's cray
Ƥαƿ∂§ღµ☈ƒ: Pfft, "outside", that's the second worst DLC for life, Work is the worst.
zufällig: what's the best DLC?
Ƥαƿ∂§ღµ☈ƒ: If you can afford it, Sex is the most worthwhile.
zufällig: I'm not surprised by this response 10/10
Rwars: or if your strength and sealth skill is high enough the sex dlc can be free
Ƥαƿ∂§ღµ☈ƒ: No, that's the rape mod
Rwars: best mod
Ƥαƿ∂§ღµ☈ƒ: That tends to come coupled with Prison and Registered Sex Offender viruses.
Rawrn, Lord of the Files: and that locks up the entire system

Some Quotes From My Friends

Sekai: pokepokepoke
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Unity ☣: Smurf x Unity 4 ever and ever <3
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Avolicis: omg smurf have you been playing kingdom hearts for the whole day
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Avolicis: i *do* want to fuck some cripples
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Skuthix10: Hello, I games add me if you want!
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✿Єяιƨ✿ Goddess of FCC: I prefer whatever my uterus tells me I need
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✿Єяιƨ✿ Goddess of FCC: CHOCOLATE BITCH!
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✿Єяιƨ✿ Goddess of FCC: The Smurf can touch me anytime he wants
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[FCC|CGC] ✿ ℰяїs ✿: You realize how much that would be to shit?
[FCC|CGC] ✿ ℰяїs ✿: Wowo
รקเภคlร๓ยгŦ: To shit??
[FCC|CGC] ✿ ℰяїs ✿: *SHIP
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♥ ℰяїs ♥: "CHOCOLATE BLOW JOB SHOT"
♥ ℰяїs ♥: FUCK
♥ ℰяїs ♥: YES
♥ ℰяїs ♥: BITCH
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❅ ℰяїs ❅: I'd fuck that
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ƹɭɩχɪર: halp eyeballs burning with flavor
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ƹɭɩχɪર: and COME HERE AND SMELL MY POP TARTS
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ƹɭɩχɪર: if i wasn't here, moderators would be useless
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Captain Luu: u can look up my skirt.
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Beta-7: i shall blow you guys
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[CGC-M] Vorteka: I liked it jacked up my ass...? xD
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Shinobu!: isn't my profile cute?
Ƥαƿ∂§ღµ☈ƒ: Not enough Shinobu on your profile
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Ѕkuthix10: I salt of pepper
ƹɭɩχɪર: I pepper of salt
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Rawrn,Lord of the Flies: its a double burger
Rawrn,Lord of the Flies: so i would gladly eat a d
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Ƥαƿ∂§ღµ☈ƒ: So... you're subtly calling me a swan cause you think I'm beautiful?
Rawrn, Lord of the Flies: yes
Ғeiris Nyannyan: Such a fag.

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Vlarektmir Pongtin: the canzerous levels has reached over 9000
Vlarektmir Pongtin: we have to abort ship, captain
Deus: we can't
𝒮𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒶𝒮𝓂𝓊𝓇𝒻: The crew goes down with the ship!
Deus: the captain is a feminist and is against abortion
Deus: we're gonna die
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[CGC-A) zufällig|Broken Keyboard: i suck their cocks dry because im a massive faggot
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My Rig
https://i.imgur.com/Jk5qKhf.jpg

Case: Thermaltake Core P5 Black Edition Wall-Mount ✓
Motherboard: ASUS Crosshair V Formula-Z ✓
CPU: AMD FX9590 8-core 4.7GHZ ✓
Cooling: Thermaltake Pacific PR Series ✓
RAM: 32GB HyperX Savage 2133MHz ✓
Main Drive: 500GB Crucial SSD ✓
Storage: 2x4TB Western Digital Black ✓
GPU: EVGA GeForce GTX 1070 ACX 3.0 ✓
PSU: EVGA SuperNOVA 1000 PS 80+ Platinum ✓
OS: Ubuntu Desktop 19.04 ✓
Display 1: Samsung C27F398 27" ✓
Display 2: Samsung C27F398 27" ✓
Display 3: Samsung 65" 4k TV ✓
Keyboard: Corsair K55 ✓
Mouse: Corsair Harpoon ✓
Headset: Corsair VOID Pro Wireless 7.1 ✓
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1KU Dec 24, 2017 @ 1:20pm 
merry xmas & happy new year (´・ω・`)
✪ MCSmigly Feb 2, 2017 @ 6:12pm 
Hey i am i beleve you are one of the Flying Cats group owners im here to ask if i can rejoin the group after i was kicked by the old owner of the group?
Hypra Jan 20, 2017 @ 8:00am 
hello i would like to order Big fries, 2 cheseburger, a Large Cola and you ;)
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what did I do
Scoot Dec 29, 2016 @ 2:21pm 
Anal sex is like your first car.
You don't really want it, but your dad gives you it anyway