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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
63.2 hrs on record (14.1 hrs at review time)
Glory killing pinky gets me "horny"
;) Get it? Cuz pinky has horns... and glory killing it is just too awesome...
Im sorry.

But seriously though these glory kills allow a generous secretion of testosterone in my body.
Posted May 26, 2016.
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53 people found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
11.1 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
For a beta it really wont surpass any expectations.. Pretty mild.
I got a little taste of the gameplay and I actually enjoyed this.
DO NOT try and give this game a final judgement based on your beta experience.
Take this as an appetizer. I liked it, and its setting me up good for the main course.
With a luscious dessert of Zombies ;).
Posted August 29, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
33.5 hrs on record (13.3 hrs at review time)
Soccer + Cars? MOTHER****IN GENIUS...
Hey, I love football (Proud Barca fan :3) And honestly, FIFA makes it ****... THIS is REAL soccer :)
Posted July 22, 2015.
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199 people found this review helpful
147 people found this review funny
577.5 hrs on record (17.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It took you 6 years...
And we still can't kill the floor ~_~
That, and the stalker isn't as hot as she was in the first game :|
0.069/10...





Ok im gonna be serious and give you a review. Based on the BETA, it's 10/10; and remember it's only BETA lol.
It was EXACTLY the game they promised to deliver, and hell, there are even more things in the game they didn't speak about.
1. They nailed the gore
-When you kill zeds, their bodies would dissappear, but the blood remains; so by the time the match finishes, the entire stage will be covered in PURE.. GOREY... RED... BLOOOOOD
- Zed time is fun with this as well.. The entire colors change into black and white, with a twist: When you shoot the zeds, you'll see that pure red blood spew out of them! And it'll be in RED... REEEED
- Their "Meat system" gives you 22 different death animations for the ZEDS... It's called detail, ladies and gentlemen.

2. The weapons are as amazing as they described them
- They animated the weapons perfectly at the high framerate animation thing... They animated them at 200FPS. When you're normally shooting the weapons will look nice and fire smoothly but with 30 FPS as usual. However, once you go into zed time the animations will be so detailed that you'll notice the barrels flexing, the weapon magazine wiggling, and it'll feel extremely realistic. (Check Weapons and gore part 2 dev diary)
- They made sure they didn't take away the weapons we all loved in Killing Floor 1. That means AA12 is back for you supports... Katana for you Zerks... And SCARs for you Commanos :)

3. Perks are now much better
- So far, in the beta, we got 4 perks out of TEN.. That's right, we got 10 perks coming in the final game! 7 of which are the ones from Killing Floor 1, with 3 newcomers : Gunslinger, some perk with a Dragon Head (NOT firebug), and some other perk with a soldier wearing a flak jacket and a helmet: http://i.imgur.com/yGGn4d3.jpg?1
- Levelling is less of a grind, because:
A. You got 25 levels, meaning you'll level up more often and enjoy it.
B. Your XP objectives are all optional. That's good news for me and you, support specialists... We don't have to weld anymore :D. Instead, dealing damage alone gives you XP and allows you to level up. That, and welding will still affect it. (You can go on a challenge if you like... Just weld doors and don't kill ****) it's all optional for you to level up the way you want. Again, better news for commandos who had to work themselves out killinng those stalkers :P
- You got your perk skills.. They're a nice little touch :). They can be tweaked at any given time, either before or during a game to your own liking :D.

4. The game is beautifully stable. Little to NO bugs/glitches for me; runs smoothly for me; AND the servers run great. No problems with the net-code, nor the ping. *And this is coming from a dude living in the Middle East, where all the servers run at europe and the USA 9410940219402194 miles away from me.. So be thankful you westerners :(*

5. You still got mod support.
-Custom servers with 20 players... 50 community-made perks... custom-modded weapons and zeds... etc... We enjoyed them in the first game and they're coming back strong for this sequel :D.

This game hasn't dissapointed me, I had high expectations and they were delivered the way they were meant to be on a BETA STAGE.. The final product is gonna blow our minds away, hopefully. Of course I know it will because I trust Tripwire. They've outdone themselves and have took our experience to the next level.

In-terms of Quality: A solid 10/10 experience; and im being serious when I say 10/10.. This game is flawless!
HOWEVER: Quantity does affect it. This game as just been out so there arent as much zeds and perks as promised. :) By the time the final product is released; you might develop new fetishes (im not joking)
Posted May 2, 2015. Last edited May 15, 2015.
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3 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
304.5 hrs on record (26.1 hrs at review time)
We know for a fact that all we do in GTA is visit dem strip clubs, and have fun with prostitutes :)
However...
It's all better with the PC version.
That's right, you show those console peasants who the master race is!
Posted April 13, 2015.
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4 people found this review funny
5.1 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
lol, it looks cool, but its just a pay to win piece of garbage.
It's copying Army of Darkness: Defense, which is a mobile app (availible for iOs and Android) thats free, and doesnt force you to pay a single cent; you just go in and play the game.
I only recommend it cuz I went in, used CE and now im pretty much unstoppable; it's also pretty much the only positive review; for the mood (and the attention :(.
lol 69/10

lol
Posted January 21, 2015. Last edited January 21, 2015.
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13 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
This is more of a ''getaway'' when it comes to the Borderlands experience. It's like taking a weekend off the classic Borderlands gameplay, just like how the DLC's story revolves around Sir Hammerlock taking you away on a VACATION.
This is where Pandora's nature truly comes to life; the scale of the map is big, the exotic creatures, caves, the landscape itself, etc. is a whole new experience.
You'll notice many reviews not recommending this because it doesnt feel like that classic Borderlands feel. However, that's what the campaign aims for, and honestly it's something good because it leaves a new flavor to your Borderlands palette.
Posted January 7, 2015.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
90.0 hrs on record (61.3 hrs at review time)
This game is good, you'll have lots of fun..
but know for a fact that this will never equal, BL2 was simply better, but that doesnt mean this game is ****
Posted December 19, 2014.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2,089.8 hrs on record (1,203.9 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Awesome game
♥♥♥♥ community
♥♥♥♥ updates
Posted August 27, 2014. Last edited November 24, 2016.
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20 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1,049.5 hrs on record (807.4 hrs at review time)
My playtime says enough.
Posted August 27, 2014. Last edited October 9, 2015.
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