Faroe Islands
Hello, I am Niflheimrx. I am the owner of Stellar Surf and SurfKultur, and I hate all of you.
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Hill of Memories
Broadcasting Video Thingy []
Weeaboo Clicking []
Stupid Coding []

:5Star: SPECS/HARDWARE :5Star:
CPU: Intel i5-8300H Quad-Core @ 2.30 GHz (Turbo @ 4.00 GHz)
RAM: 16GB Dual-Channel @3000MHz

Display: LG 34GL750-B @144hz GSYNC, Acer Predator XB252Q @240hz (both 1080p)
Headset: Corsair Void Pro RGB Wireless
Keyboard: Massdrop CTRL (Kailh BOX Pale Blue/Halo Clear Switches)
Mouse: Corsair M65 Pro RGB
Mousepad: Jialong World Map XL Extended
Controller: Xbox One Elite Controller
Currently Offline
<insert legally retarded anime show(s) here>

<insert quotes about relationships and serious things no one gives a shit about in a god awful text format you can't even fucking read>

<insert quotes in which you do not understand but post to make you look intelligent>

<insert collection of useless virtual emoticons on a pixelated monitor no one cares about>

<insert god tier pc specs to taunt other people with shit computers>

<insert unnecessary personal information so people can "stalk" you>

<insert sexual orientation (which has to be something other than heterosexuality because you're a special fucking snowflake)>

<insert link to your bf/gf that you're going to break up with eventually and you can't prove me wrong>

<insert quotes from people calling you a hacker because you have low self esteem you sack of dog shit>

<insert unfunny viral picture/video from 2009>

<insert shitty lyrics from a shitty song (seriously why the fuck do people do this shit)>

<insert online/away/offline status because people really care where you are at all times you fucking retard>

<insert quotes from popular movies as if it were original>

<insert inside jokes that have no comedic value to 99.99% of the world to imply you have close friends>

<insert twitch emoticons as if they work in places other than twitch and to imply you are special because not many people know what they mean fucking kill yourself you annoying idiot oh my god>

<insert high vocabulary words with proper punctuation because you're a lonely son of a bitch>

<insert fucking rules for being friends holy fucking shit what ("if u dont message me at least twice an hour ill remove u from my fl")>

also surf is filled with retarded dog fuckers with huge fucking egos

1:41 PM - ›sᴋ‹ Stellar: when are you going to put me in your profile box

1:20 PM - i'm a little grill: banned: reason: lol we are admins we can do what we want

grill: what if water just came flooding under my door into my room
stove: just get a broom

[Learning] Frrquent: i wonder what viagra would do to a kid

3:32 PM - stove: how long does a vac ban last

4:47 PM - Niflheimr: when you say brb and you come back an hour later
4:47 PM - Niflheimr: hello my name stellar

00:35 - hydra mane: csgo is like that crusty shit that gets stuck to your ass hairs
00:35 - hydra mane: nobody wants to smell it but its addicting

● (Terrorist) Dr.GOD @ T Start : we need 5 reports for them to be VACed


1:08 AM - DLC: also
1:08 AM - DLC: i have a new waifu

1:55 PM - y u n g l e a n: WHAT IS WITH U AND RAPING CHILDREN



7:36 AM - nothing: it you for surf mom

Jerry (marijuana man)
i breed children and raise them

Jerry (marijuana man)
and then let them grow

Jerry (marijuana man)
and then roast them over a fire and eat them

roses are red, violets are blue, i'm bad at making poems. please don't put this on your profile status -senpai 2015

[9:06:21 PM] (Channel) joe: #palsbeforegals

11:30 PM - y u n g l e a n: lets have sex? but no homo. you can insert your cock into my asshole vise versa but no homo

[N - Centurion] ᴀxɪs: what does it take to get in your erotic chat log

Damage Given to 'Goodness.' - 16 in 11 hits (threw molotov, nade, and prefired in b site d2 as ct)

*in do not disturb* Im a hawt stove: am I disturbing u yet

superandres777: you want died

9:33 PM - The Illusion: ksf? more like kancer surfing furries am i right

9:23 PM - i'm a gooby grills: wanna play gmod hide and soke
9:23 PM - i'm a hawt grill: no
9:23 PM - i'm a gooby grills: k
9:23 PM - i'm a gooby grills is now Offline.

12:07 AM - DLC: fycyvg
12:07 AM - DLC: ffihturt
12:07 AM - DLC: i canuvbrftg
12:07 AM - DLC: ufbaubafuf
12:07 AM - DLC: naugyfbgrwg
12:08 AM - ›sᴋ‹ ugly hawt grill: cant agree more

5:16 PM - Junior: hamburger time

17:08 - Niflheimr: Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six
17:08 - Niflheimr: More like
17:08 - Niflheimr: Tom Clancy's Gay Six
17:08 - fuck is now Away.

11:07 PM - banana jeff: the best part of waking up is shitting on an infants chest

12:25 PM - i'm a hawt dinkster: for challenge
12:26 PM - i'm a hawt dinkster: its not as hard as you think
12:26 PM - ›sᴋ‹ hawt grill: im not as hard as u think
12:26 PM - i'm a hawt dinkster: oh
12:26 PM - i'm a hawt dinkster is now Offline.

10:22 PM - Jerry: She come at me and sayed I love you are you can my bf?
10:22 PM - Jerry: I sayed sorry sistar I only gf high standaar garls
10:22 PM - Jerry: #swag

4:21 PM - i'm a gooby grills: haha! get one desert eagled!

i'm a hawt stove: so say what no not did i

8:36 PM - PretzelBobOfficialMusic: Hey ladies im single and ready to joke about my mental health and depression until everyone's worried

2:32 AM - DLC: Windows defender
2:32 AM - DLC: Crashed my pc
2:32 AM - DLC: It used 101% of my disk
2:32 AM - DLC: And crashed it

3:30 PM - i'm a hawt xmas dinkster: hey
3:30 PM - i'm a hawt xmas dinkster: just wondering
3:30 PM - i'm a hawt xmas dinkster: is a shoe a gender?

2:48 PM - i'm a hawt stove: there actually were no terrorist in paris it was just coke and mentos

19:07:33 - [Expert] i'm a hawt stove: jesus feed 2million people with bread but hitler made 6 million jews toast

4:13 PM - DLC: Are you capable of taking anything seriously
4:13 PM - DLC: at any point
4:14 PM - ›sᴋ‹ ugly hawt grill: depends on the person im talking to
4:14 PM - ›sᴋ‹ ugly hawt grill: but yes
4:14 PM - DLC: I could fucking
4:14 PM - DLC: send you a picture
4:14 PM - DLC: of my standing on the edge of a building with a noose around my neck and a gun to my head
4:14 PM - DLC: and you'd just be like
4:14 PM - DLC: "haha same fam tbh"
4:15 PM - ›sᴋ‹ ugly hawt grill: im fucking dying

Sam Ralston: wow
can your parents adopt me?

Im a hawt stove: no
cause if they saw ur face they would mistake it for garbage


[Unranked] Mungo: how do i bind things again fellas
[Inept] evaD_E: you fuck yourself in the ass
[Elite] i'm a hawt grill: ^

carsonk18: Anyone else feel like aliens are just an excuse to pee in the floor? Same here man...

3:04 PM - i'm a hawt grill: im so fucking bad now man
3:04 PM - i'm a hawt grill: it feels
3:04 PM - i'm a hawt grill: like ive never surfed before
3:05 PM - Orange Joose: i didnt surf for 2 days and it felt like i was leafy
3:05 PM - Orange Joose: like ffs

sniper clan 69 weeds Recommends “getting fucking aids"
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Okay so the most incredible thing happened to me!! ≧◡≦ Mina-san! I really wanted a dog but my onii-san said no {(>_<)} I told him I would do anything for him to get the dog... -^ but just then, he pulled down his pants and revealed his cock at me!! I was so scared \(º □ º l|l)/ onii-chan’s voice suddenly changed and he told me “you’ll do anything, right?” I was trembling!!! He held my head and forced me to suck his cock! It was soo bad!! UmU suddenly, onii-chan’s man milk squirted out of his penis and he told me to swallow it!! It tastes so bad!!!! (>﹏<) But it was worth it! Onii-chan got me a dog and I named it Haru. It’s soo sweet. I trained Haru every day so that when I shout “Tasukete!!” (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) He’ll come and lick my pussy and starts humping me. Whenever I feel Haru’s cock in me I get so wet and I think to myself I’ll be a great mother to our babies!! ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ

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i fucking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it fucking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spear’s. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw.

uh-HNNNgnnngnnnnnnggghnnnn…. my widdle toesies…!…….. uwah!!!!!!!!hhhhhnggmmmmgggg.. hhhhhhnhhhjhnhjnjnggggggggggg…. my WIDDLE toesies!!!! ooohhhh hmmm mmmnnnnmn….aah!!!!!!!!.. …ooh!!

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~

Daddy: licking my princess part
Me: oo oo aaa aaa sex noises
Daddy: crunch hmm, sweetie, did you put spider eggs in your vagina again?
Me: sowwwie daddy ;w; I couwdnt hewp it, it f-feews so good when they hatch >//<

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0w0 I-I love you >///w///<
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Niflheimrx Jun 4 @ 5:47pm 
Think I heard that from somewhere...
KJelles The Camel Jun 4 @ 1:36pm 
Hello, I am Niflheimrx. I am the owner of Stellar Surf and SurfKultur, and I hate all of you.
ClincheN May 31 @ 3:32am 
Sup man, my friend recommended me to invite you to our team. We have flexible schedule and good salaries. So if you want to try - you're welcome :) Add my main to discuss all of this →
Niflheimrx May 21 @ 12:58pm 
Zobus May 21 @ 3:31am 
Hi, our team went to the finals of a big tournament, but our player will not be able to take part in this match, we urgently need a player who can replace him.
If we win this tournament, you will receive about 600-700 $
If you're interested - add our team leader
Niflheimrx May 15 @ 11:18pm