i'm over 18 and want to kill myself

I'm under 14 I LOVE shoving stuff up my ASS :-), feels great, like BlaRedMcg said, use a screwdriver's handle, make sure not to use screwdrivers that are not smooth (they're painful) and use it with a condom (I wasted all the condoms in the closet), screwdrivers are often found in the closet, garage, bathroom, attic, basement, or anywhere where car, house or or similar repair utensils are found. ʏou can also ask your parents to boy you a screwdriver for a "school project" you need to "do", try to find screwdrivers that look like rubber or smooth, groovy screwdrivers, (personally my Favourite brand is "Stanley" they MOSTLY sell ones like the one I'm describing!)) not hard HARD plastic ones, (BTW I LOVE <3 the GAY #IDK HOT dudes at BestBuy, they look hot, very turned on, hairy, beardy, sexy, hot face. Once I almost asked one of them, "f**k" me, he had a huge penis)

Wanted to apologise, not usually that trash at scout, not sure what was going on. Good luck in future tours.

imagine having your fragile ego hurt so bad you have to kick f2ps and people who call you out (yikes moment!)

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