shroom.
Texas, United States
 
 
i get a feelin issa trippy night
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PC Setup Summer 2016
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metro 11 Jun, 2017 @ 5:09pm 
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
metro 11 Jun, 2017 @ 4:59pm 
helo my name is dongerino pasterino ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ, i am 69 year old donger from imaqtmeatloaf’s stream . 420 years ago i was kidnapped and put into a donger concentration camp for 9001 years. 1 year ago, imaqtlasagne and imaqtpie invaded the camp and rescued me. now i work as teacherino, passing down the wisdom of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to young dongers.
U l t i 1 Jun, 2017 @ 10:08pm 
Heres my poem dedicated just for you.

Everytime I see you.
I want to be you.
Let me be freed.
Because when I see you.
I know you are my love.
Now here take this dove.
And shake me hand with your golden
Glove.
Hertz 28 May, 2017 @ 3:29pm 
he call me daddy but i aint his mutha fuckin fatha
kFed 25 May, 2017 @ 10:23am 
👼 daddy's ❤💦🍆 little fidget spinner💫 when daddy 💞 feels horny he lifts 🚚 me up☝️ and puts me on🔛 his huge 😩💦dick🍆 and I spin 🌀 and spin 🌀 whirrrrrr 😳😳I get🉐 so🆘 dizzy💫 but daddy💞 keeps spinning 💫 me untill I squirt⛲⛲ leaving me all wet💦 and his cummies 🍼🍼 are all inside💠 me😳 god I'm such a😳 spinny 😵dizzy😵😵 little slut for daddy!
FJC 17 Apr, 2017 @ 7:46am 
i love you can we play some pubg because your voice makes me wet and wanna nut so hard that theres a permanent nut stain on my monitor and theres no way in this world to clean it off