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washing machine Apr 26, 2018 @ 4:45pm 
I've 🙆‍♀️ seen things 👀 you people 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 wouldn't believe 😱🤯💢 attack ships 🚀🛸🛰️ on fire 💥🔥🔥 off the shoulder of Orion 👽👨‍🚀👩‍🚀 I watched C-🅱️eams glitter 🌺💫✨ in the dark 🌚🌙 near Tannhauser gate 🏡🚪 All those moments 😫😥 will be lost 😧😱🤷‍♀️ in time 🕰️⏰⏳like... tears 💦💦 in rain 🌧️🌧️ time... to die 😭😭💯💯💦
hedgehog slice Apr 21, 2018 @ 6:31am 
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s G A R B O 5 6
Michell Kane Nov 25, 2017 @ 2:37pm 
dont go :'(
Michell Kane Nov 12, 2017 @ 3:09am 
washing machine Jul 24, 2017 @ 11:46pm 
ben - Today at 4:40 PM
I'm going to ski off a cliff tomorrow
fat fuck feet fucker Jul 23, 2017 @ 5:47pm 
why the ♥♥♥♥ do you still play tf2 its 2017 boy
washing machine Jun 22, 2017 @ 1:25am 
hedgehog slice May 24, 2017 @ 4:20am 
There's something you need to understand. I'm not the only guy you'll ever date. Maybe the first, not the last. Don't make this a popularity contest between boys. I'm just a guy. Just because we had a relationship doesn't make me any more special than anyone else. You need to leave me alone and stop this behavior. You're taking it way too far.
hedgehog slice May 20, 2017 @ 2:13am 
Hello there, I'd like to preface this message through making you guys aware of the fact that I am a high IQ player. Some of the things I'll do this game may seem irrational at the time - but I can assure you, every action that I take has a greater meaning, and unless you also have high IQ you'll probably not understand the "questionable" things I do this game. In conclusion, do not speak to me like we are equals and there will be no problems, thank you.
Tank Drop Mar 29, 2017 @ 6:50am 
How dare you want to sell that unusual wtf you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ reported
skaz Mar 12, 2017 @ 3:15am 
egg boy
Igwana Mar 9, 2017 @ 10:03pm 
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will rape your father.
washing machine Mar 3, 2017 @ 2:04am 
The Last Bastion : yauch 'bio's hurt'
The Last Bastion : is he alright
greg? : ran into a car :o
The Last Bastion : oh dear
The Last Bastion : no permanent damage?
greg? : only more brain damage
The Last Bastion : ROFL
hedgehog slice Feb 20, 2017 @ 9:10pm 
i couldnt hide it any longer, i threw open notepadd plus plus and did the unthinkable. i revealed my true colour and orientation to my parents. i walked strait into the room and said alias soldier_primary "medium; white; cross; 95". Suddenly a huge weight had been lifted of my shoulders. i was proud to be straight and white. i shouted to the rooftops "alias soldier_primary "medium; white; cross; 95"" my parents were so proud of me, my father Jack looded down over his small pedophilic mousache and said to me " son i am glad you have chosen to follow in your fathers footsteps" He had a gleam in his eyes not seen since he got more than 180 dpm as demo - that was such a long time ago, i was so happy i had made him proud of me. I looked out the front window with a grin on my face - "Its raining dad"
skaz Feb 8, 2017 @ 12:22am 
biohhh: merc pocket?
humph: this better be a joke
biohhh: ?
humph: im on your team?
washing machine Feb 2, 2017 @ 9:01pm 
6:19 PM - yomps: i'm going to rape bio lmao
kev Nov 4, 2016 @ 8:27pm 
washing machine Oct 1, 2016 @ 9:46pm 
Michell Kane Oct 1, 2016 @ 9:43pm 
amen yauch
washing machine Oct 1, 2016 @ 9:17pm 
I love you I hate you I'm on the fence it all depends whether I'm up I'm down I'm on the mend trendsetting on reality I like you despise you admire you what are we gonna do when everything all falls through I must confess I've made a mess of what should be a small success but I digress at least I've tried my very best I guess this that the other why even bother it wont be with me on my death bed but ill still be in your head my internal monologue is saturated analog it's scratched and drifting I've become attached to the idea it's all a shifting dream bittersweet philosophy I've got no idea how I even got here I'm resentful I'm having an existential time crisis what bliss daylight savings wont fix this mess under worked and oversexed I must express my disinterest the rats are back inside my head what would Freud've said
Michell Kane Aug 12, 2016 @ 7:11pm 
Fair it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ raining Rn poor effort Ben get ur act together
such wow Aug 11, 2016 @ 11:06pm 
Sorry but Dunedin>Marlborough :P
Michell Kane Jun 6, 2016 @ 12:09pm 
Ily bby
milbert May 25, 2016 @ 10:39pm 
parkwaydriver1 Apr 9, 2016 @ 5:27pm 
im biosexual
jalapeno_jose2007@yahoo.com Mar 8, 2016 @ 9:35pm 
bast snipar twenni sextyn got a kolateral drop n ♥♥♥♥ liek dat on sum nurdz in a pub i meen pug
matt Mar 6, 2016 @ 7:42pm 
here for you
matt Mar 6, 2016 @ 7:42pm 
garbo Mar 6, 2016 @ 7:10pm 
matt Mar 6, 2016 @ 4:15pm 
milbert Mar 6, 2016 @ 2:37pm 
matt Mar 6, 2016 @ 2:24pm 
milbert Mar 6, 2016 @ 2:24pm 
matt Mar 6, 2016 @ 2:23pm 
milbert Mar 6, 2016 @ 6:10am 
matt Mar 1, 2016 @ 8:07pm 
Michell Kane Feb 16, 2016 @ 1:50am 
cea duo.tf Feb 15, 2016 @ 1:52am 
added to discuss ur sulph tyrantium.

sick profile btw :x
qellogs Dec 26, 2015 @ 7:17pm 
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Duck on Quack Dec 12, 2015 @ 4:33pm 
Hey Bio, I was wondering if you are interested in Comp this comming season? If so, add me and we will go from there. =)
Joe Manchin's left nut Nov 13, 2015 @ 7:08pm 
added to trade, also sent offer
Zio Nov 12, 2015 @ 2:44pm 
Bio u played with Muselk! btw accept pls
Majestic Dragon Nov 4, 2015 @ 1:23pm 
+rep nearly kept me added for 1 whole day 0_0 :P
Dagoth Skrrrrr Sep 24, 2015 @ 1:35am 
TheSquiddude Jul 5, 2015 @ 7:40pm 
Dagoth Skrrrrr Jun 7, 2015 @ 9:14pm 
2:57 PM - S A L T Y B O Y S: help airflameon is bullying me
2:57 PM - Tigera: LOL
2:58 PM - Tigera: IS BULLYING YOU
Kaidu May 25, 2015 @ 3:47am 
help me be a better engineer :)
D'Koda Apr 26, 2015 @ 10:24pm 
OKAY FINE, I'LL PUT MY ♥♥♥♥ IN THE BUZZSAW! - bioxide 2015
awfulgreat Apr 24, 2015 @ 3:26am 
What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine? One doesn't cry when I put a load in it.