1. I do NOT accept friend request from a private profile.
2. I do NOT accept friend request from a level 1 or lower.
3. I do NOT accept friend request from cheaters.
4. I do NOT accept friend request from beggers. If you came here to look for a free game, then leave.
5. I do NOT accept friend request from kids! 18+ only! (Unless I think you are cool if we run into each other in a game.)
6. I'm an asshole that speaks my mind, and will argue with you if I know I'm in the right.
7. I will probably NOT accept friend request from people that don't have any friends in common.
8. No, I will NOT click on any links you send if I don't know you.
9. I do NOT accept friend request from profiles that were made less than 1 year ago. (Unless I actually know you.)
10. Something Dark Side.
11. The Dude Abides.
NOTE: Please, do not harass my friends and try to make them tell me I should add you. If I am made aware of you doing this, I will block you.

I bet you thought there were some games down here huh
๏̯͡๏﴿ O'RLY?