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Collect all the secret tapes

Hello, this is Pablo

Achieve max notoriety, the rank of Pablo Escobar.

Bean Machine

Eat all the bean types

The stones on this guy

Attempt to race with over 75% damage and hunger


Fend off the police without being shot.

Do you reckon Metro's is this good every week?

Have a bad trip. Race on 4 stacks of strange beans.

Tony Jones

Buy every newspaper

The Martian is a bad movie

Survive a full month on Mars.

Root Vegetables

Beat the game


Have over $9000


Complete your record collection

Good morning videogames!

Start a new game plus

Two Baboons at once

Destroy two enemies at the same time

Mr. Bean

Eat 5 bean types.


Have 69% hunger.

Well... this is low

Successfully rob a bike on the street

Smarter than smoking

Never buy cigarettes.

THIS is REAL fun

Chill for over an hour

The absolute madman

Equip more than 30 power cells to a bike

World’s fastest pizza

Take a pizza delivery job.

Aquaman talks to water, not fish

Buy fish from the fishermen


Phone mom for a loan

I’m the Lebanese Rambo!

Eat a snack pack without throwing up