№0526
Washington, United States
 
 
I treat everyone like trash because I support equality
Some music [www.pandora.com]
Some more music [www.pandora.com]
Currently Online
General Info
I make sfm posters.
Yes, that's right. I can make anything from YouTube art to dream loadouts. From a desktop wallpaper to a steam profile background. From a loadout showcase to an all class loadout showcase.

If you would like an SFM poster, put a comment on my profile in this format:
Map (optional) | Team | Class | Cosmetics | Weapon(s) (optional) | Pose (optional) | Desktop wallpaper, profile background, or other

Please add me so it is easier for me to communicate with you.

**If your poster has taken more than a week and there is still no word from me, shoot me a message and ask about it. Either I forgot or I have just been really busy**

Payment:
4 ref for each poster
MAKE SURE YOU HAVE MOBILE AUTHENTICATOR

Friending Policy:
I do NOT take friend requests from people with private profiles or very suspicious profiles

My setup for the dweebs who care:
Graphics Card: MSI Gaming GeForce GTX 1080 8GB
Processor: Intel 8th Gen Core i7-8700K
CPU fan: Be Quiet! Dark Rock 3 CPU Cooler
Storage: Samsung 850 EVO 1TB SSD, Samsung 850 EVO 500GB SSD
RAM: Corsair Vengeance 32GB (2x16GB) White LED
Motherboard: ASUS ROG Maximus X Hero (Wi-Fi AC)
Power Supply: RMX 750X 750W
Case: Corsair Crystal Series 570X RGB
Monitor: AOC AG241QX Agon 24" 2560x1440 Res, 144hz, 1ms
Keyboard: Corsair K70 LUX RGB
Headset: Corsair Gaming VOID USB RGB
Mouse: Etekcity Scroll X1

If you are bored:
The entire script for the bee movie
If you get REALLY bored
More bored
30 H's
Epilepsy warning [www.staggeringbeauty.com]
Get slapped [eelslap.com]
Kill some time [www.koalastothemax.com]
Try to follow a single ball [www.haneke.net]

Conversations
If you play nice, ill play nice. If you shit talk, I break your neck.

Random crap that people have told me
- The flat earth society has memebers all around the globe.
- Wanna but some illegal dank memes or light up yoyos?
- VAC anticheat is about as usefull as a 5 year old girl with polio in a boxing match
- Will daddy let me have some yummy cummies?
- I can make my dick 12 inches long by folding it in half
- What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?
- Spray and pray shes 18
- Our unicorns are out of stock, come back later
- What if one day you hit your alarm clock and it hits you back?
That would be alarming.
- If your canoe gets stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to
the moon?
- Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough
- There's only going to be 7 planets left when im done destroying uranus
- IF YOU ARE GOING 60MPH ON A HIGHWAY AND AIR RESISTANCE IS A THING THAT
EXISTS HOW MANY SOULS DOES TIMMY NEED TO SUMMON A DILDO
- On a scale of 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?
- Are you admiring that rust bucket you call a penis again?
- There are more planes in the ocean then there are submarines in the sky
- I just sharted. Can you smell
- If I was a potato, I would be a good potato
- 37 Earths can fit inside uranus
- How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them.

Wall of Shame
B17Zach
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/Seattle/discussions/0/451848854986007138/ http://steamcommunity.com/groups/Seattle/discussions/0/451848855000765474/

"dude you are so fucking god damn stupid that's not even Seattle at all even if it is then where is the space needle huh? that's right its not on that picture so that's not Seattle at all wow you must be the most stupidest and dumbest most retarded 10 year old on steam ever cause i think your mom must of dropped you on your head one to many times jeez"

CookieCrusher
Basically what happened:
He asks me to make him a poster. For free. I decline his offer and he freaks out, then I tell him ill make it if he pays me 1 ref. Turns out, he has no idea what 1 ref is. So then I tell him and find out that he doesnt even have 1 ref or mobile authenticator. I tell him this, and 5 minutes later, he messages me back saying he got authenticator, which is an obvious lie since it trade bans you for 7 days. Then I refuse to make his poster for the afformentioned reasons, causing him to loose his cool and go full apeshit on me. He accuses me of scamming him, even though there was no trade and he couldnt even pay me. Then, he unfriends me.
If you wanna look into it

Doomsday Orange
Advertises on other people's work while bragging about how amazing he is. Also likes to shame other people who are still learning the ropes for not being good enough. Slightly autistic irl so be nice.

Q & A
Q: Will you make me a poster?
A: Probably yes. The only reason why I wont make it is either if im just too busy or I don't like you because you are rude (if you are nice to me im nice to you). Just leave all of the info I need on my profile page in the comment section in the format mentioned above.

Q: Will you join my group?
A: Probably not

Q: Can I add you?
A: Not unless you are asking for a poster or are burning and in need of immediate medical assistance or you want me to pay a ransom (Ivan, let my family go. I have the money)

Q: Where do you live?
A: Earth

Q: Can you help me?
A: It depends. Are you being kidnapped? Are you on fire? Is there a burglar? Did you just OD on painkillers? If you said yes to any of these questions, call the cops. I can't help. (But yes I will try to help you with anything else)

Q: Why are you so quiet?
A: People are generally quiet when planning a murder
Artwork Showcase
Big Brother
292 18 4
Favorite Guide
Created by - №0526
104 ratings
Learn how to make your poster better with cameras and lighting
TacosWillEatUs Jun 18 @ 6:17am 
added for sfm poster!
♈ Luka Enderman May 28 @ 4:58am 
Added for sfm poster
how much editing for your art?
nohat. Tedøger <3 Feb 2 @ 1:52am 
I treat you like a god cause i support buddhism
SCShadow Jan 11 @ 2:11pm 
:Geralt:
Devull Jan 1 @ 5:02pm 
So , here we go :
Class : Scout
Team : BLU
Guns : Scattergun , Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Hats : Pomade Prince , Buck Turner All-Stars , Summer Shades all of those painted in white.
Map : Hightower
Posture : I would love to see him on the upper side of the Hightower , in one hand having the scattergun which he shots a rocket jumping soldier with it and in the other hand a pretty boy's pocket pistol which he shoots a demo with.