A collection of TF2 chat convos because I saw someone else do this and I'm the least original person on the planet.

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*Enemy ubers*
CatDog : THEY HAVE BECAME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEIRD, STAY THE ♥♥♥♥ AWAY!!!
CatDog : THEY HAVE BECAME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEIRD, STAY THE ♥♥♥♥ AWAY!!!

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Testicular Manslaughter : Testicular Manslaughter
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Testicular Manslaughter : KILL ME IF YOU LOVE EATING BMXs

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*DEAD* abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LokoSanchez02 : mm hmm
LokoSanchez02 : I understand
fentanyl floyd : LOL
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz : kill me before i do it myself

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doctor sex : french people are people
doctor sex : barely
TwitchTV/cheese_french_assassin : YOU JUST GOT STRUCK BY THE CHEESE FRENCH ASSASSIN
*DEAD* Jz_ : LOL

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*DEAD* TwoGunSilver : can we get a heavy???
Emperor Karl Franz : do you not have heavy unlocked?
*DEAD* Doctor Sex : lmaoo

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chicago grim reaper : hold on i gotta piss
chicago grim reaper : (tf2 jarate reference)

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*dude on minecraft trade server wants to play a game where we guess the fish*
Crios : number 10, this fish makes girls sad, squirrels mad and men grin
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Crios : think no further than the almighty, penguin

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(TEAM) (COMMISSIONS CLOSED)fisherman : smash or pass (me)
(TEAM) Claire : pass i wanna be winner cuz i nvr lose my virginity
Ihaveexplosivesinmycar has joined the game
(TEAM) (COMMISSIONS CLOSED)fisherman : i'm hurt

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*we win with gunspy/med team*
The Observer : gg lol
The Observer : french finally be the aggressor

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*getting rolled hard*
the : guys theres a plan'
the left the game

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El Carlito : top 10 biggest things in the universe
*DEAD* playing games : the us debt
El Carlito : 10.the titanic
El Carlito : 2.my ♥♥♥♥
El Carlito : 1.your mom

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divock origi : why be noob when can be rich and buy gaming chair

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