[PDF] Saltpork
Saltpork   Anchorage, Alaska, United States
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"no longer constrained by the omnipresent Good Boy Points, your fellow heathens in this hellish gauntlet relish the ability, no, the freedom to be as asinine as they desire with no repercussions or chastisement for their heinous actions and violent verbiage"
Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did he give me three warnings or only two?" Well to tell you the truth in all this shitposting I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Mallet, the most powerful banhammer in the world and would blow your keycaps clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
Hey look buddy, I'm a shitposter; and that means I cause problems. Not problems like "impeach drumpf" because that would fall under the purview of your conundrums of unironic belief. I cause impractical problems. Like for instance, what am I gonna do if some big mean fun ruining rudeposter comes along and wants to tear me a gramatically flawless new behind?
The answer, is a shitpost.
And if that don't work: Use more shitpost.
Take for example this quality modified monologue from a promotional video for the Engineer from Team Fortress 2. Rewrote by me, copypasted by me, and you'd best hope... not posted at (You)
Please give me the attention my parents never did
pastebin [pastebin.com] be warned, this ain't kiddie shit

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Legendary 90s EuroDance DJ Dec 4, 2018 @ 7:26pm 
Good job + Rep :steamhappy:
[PDF] Saltpork Dec 4, 2018 @ 7:15pm 
bingo, someone give this man a gold star
Legendary 90s EuroDance DJ Dec 4, 2018 @ 7:04pm 
Im guessing you won?
[PDF] Saltpork Dec 4, 2018 @ 6:32pm 
Legendary 90s EuroDance DJ Dec 4, 2018 @ 6:27pm 
I played Kaboom! mid and won, despite being hard countered. Did you guys settle the score yet?
Dagan Arkwright Nov 27, 2018 @ 5:35pm 
lol you're dead, Kaboom.