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Lucas Nicodemus   Aurora, Colorado, United States
 
 
Human, Level 22. I still answer to Shank.
Currently Offline
Last Online 255 days ago
Achievement Showcase
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Achievements
4
Perfect Games
24%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Half-Life 3
"And here we are. I spoke of my return to this shore. It has been a circuitous path to lands I once knew, and surprising to see how much the terrain has changed. Enough time has passed that few remember me, or what I was saying when last I spoke, or what precisely we hoped to accomplish. At this point, the resistance will have failed or succeeded, no thanks to me. Old friends have been silenced, or fallen by the wayside. I no longer know or recognize most members of the research team, though I believe the spirit of rebellion still persists. I expect you know better than I the appropriate course of action, and I leave you to it. Except no further correspondence from me regarding these matters; this is my final epistle."
Hey👋 i👁 heard👂 it was your👨👈 🍰birthday🍰 so 👁I got 👉👨you this 🍆d👁ck🍆
👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit Dec 16, 2018 @ 2:51am 
⚠⚠⚠🚫🚫🚫🚧🚧🚧HALT🚧🚧🚧🚫🚫🚫⚠⚠⚠ [scanning... 10%] [scanning... 48%] [scanning... 72%] [scanning complete.] system consensus: a THOT has been detected. entering lockdown mode.

🚨🚨🚨THOT,🚨🚨🚨

this is a pre-recorded message. [TRANSCRIPT] our technologically advanced Thot Detection System™ has indicated large amounts of you being a ♥♥♥♥ing hoe. the individual who sent you this has wanted you to know that they are ♥♥♥♥ing sick of your ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥t. ♥♥♥♥ing stop. [END TRANSCRIPT]
👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit Nov 18, 2018 @ 5:37am 
HAPPY SPANKSGIVING 🦃👋😩 WE ARE 3️⃣ WEEKS INTO HOEVEMBER 🎩😪😫THOSE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ PILGRIMS CROSSED ✖️✖️THE ASSlantic🍑💦 HOEcean🌊🌊 TO GET MAYdeFLOWERED 🌿🌹😫 TIME 🕟🕥TO GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE 🦃🦃THAT BIG OL♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🍆😏✊ AND PUT IT IN THAT plyMOUTH 👅👄💦FEAST ON THAT CUMPKIN PIE 🍽🙌💦THAT TURKEY 🦃🦃ISNT THE ONLY THING THATS GOING TO BE STUFFED 😫😩🍑SEND THIS TO YOUR TOP 🔟 mashed potatHOES 🍠👅OR YOU WON’T GET ANY 💦GRAVY💦

👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit Nov 12, 2018 @ 9:39pm 
Hey girl 😉😩 yeah, you there 👉👉 Are you a SQUIRTLE💦😭, a charDAMNder🔥😤or a 😜🍑bulbaSCORE? 😎 tell me 💁‍♀️👂 because you know I want to get a PEEK-AT-CHU⚡ 😮⚡I know you a HOEkemon 😚 👀 and i GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL 💯 send this to 5 🖐 other HOEkemon trainers ➡️ if you get 5 back, you're a HOEKEMON MASTER 🙀🙌 if you get 4 back, you're a BROCK HARD STUD 🍆👦 3 back, you're a member of the elite ♥♥♥♥♥ 💅💋 2, you need to study up on your HOEkedex 📚 👀 1, you're ♥♥♥♥ing MUKLY 😱🤢 none? 🚫❎ you better get your ASH🍑 down to DADDY OAK 😤😩 for some MISTY EYED😭👧 punishment 👏👏

👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit Jun 30, 2018 @ 2:18am 
😡Do ❌not❌waste🗑🆗words 🤬🆒on 👉me,👈👈you 👉worm. 🐛 I 👁will smite 👆thee 😡like a 🐜😏🅿️athetic 🦗insect that 👶crawls 👧🏾on 👉me 👈with the😬 hope of extracting 🦇some 🌭morsel 🥙of my 🅱️eing. Your 👆embarrassing 😬😬attempt😏 to 😡assassinate 🔫👉my 👈character 😎with mere 😏keystrokes⌨️ makes 😎me 😂😂😂laugh😂😂😂. My power💪 surpasses 😡👈yours 👉by such a ⬅️margin➡️ 🤨that I 👀look ⬇️down⬇️upon 👆you and you👆 could ⏰never 💎hope 💎to see 👁me 👁2️⃣👁.
👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit Jun 30, 2018 @ 2:18am 
I, 👁an 🤯intellectual🤓, have 🧐such an 😏intellect 😎that 👁I regularly📆 forget 🧠how much smarter 🧠👁I am than 👈you. 👉The germs👅 I cough👄⬆️ up ⬆️are like Stephen 🚀Hawking 🧠compared 📈to 👆your 🙎🏻‍♂️Fred Durst-like 👃🏼mucus. I 👀could 💪flex my 💪muscles and crush 👈your 👉head🧑🏻 like a 🍎blueberry🍏. 👈You👉 🚫can’t ❌even 🔢count😂 how many😏 push-ups💪 I 👀can do. 🤯😳

🚫Don’t ❌speak 🗣that vile 🤬tongue 👅to 👉me 👈again, 🅿️al