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Unlocked Apr 4, 2014 @ 11:36am

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2014 @ 12:34pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2014 @ 5:48am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2014 @ 12:24pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2014 @ 8:31am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2014 @ 5:38am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2014 @ 10:43am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2014 @ 11:32am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2014 @ 9:27am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2014 @ 12:37pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2014 @ 12:29pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2014 @ 12:28pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2014 @ 10:46am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2014 @ 11:45am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2014 @ 12:16pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2014 @ 10:43am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2014 @ 5:33am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2014 @ 9:39am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2014 @ 9:14am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2014 @ 11:29am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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