I only accept friend requests from people I have actually met, whether online or in real life. If you add me and I have no idea who you are, your request will be ignored. Do not attempt to add me a second time; you will be blocked.

If you believe you have a legitimate reason for adding me, please leave a comment on this profile explaining why. However, keep this in mind:

♦ I have a Bachelor's Degree in English.
♦ I'm a "jack-of-all-trades, master of none" kind of guy when it comes to video games. I enjoy many different types of genres, from FPSes to RPGs to platformers. I'm also capable of at least showing competence in most games, roles, and playstyles. However, I don't really excel at anything in particular.
♦ I try my best to be a kind, helpful and friendly person. I may express disappointment or annoyance (usually the latter) at times, but rarely pure anger; if possible, I'll take any setbacks, roasts, or insults in stride.
♦ I respect everyone's opinions, beliefs, identities, etc., as long as they do the same. Respect is a two-way street, and hate has no home in my neighborhood.
♦ People sometimes ask me about my username and if I actually play with Nerf guns on a regular basis. The name comes not from the toys themselves, but from a rather obscure first-person shooter from 1999 called Nerf ArenaBlast. Think of it as a family-friendly version of Unreal Tournament (it even runs on Unreal Engine 1). I played the heck out of it when I was a kid, but I had no clue that Nerf was a toy brand back then.