I don't really care if u cry.
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My Life Story:
Born in Chernobyl, Ukraine 1980. I lived close to the reactor where I got a nice smell of Nuclear fumes in the morning where the memes were fresh. 6 yrs later disaster strikes so I'm evacuated to Africa where I learn to make chocolate. 1990 I get put in the film Troll 2 what a great film with a 2.8 rating on IMDB. Now that I'm a world famous superstar I get moved to USA, in the middle of nowhere where I dehydrated 3 days later. With amazing luck I get picked up by a 53 year old man without pants in his White Ford Transit. He gives me Candy and Sticky Milk until he gets caught by the cops after 7 years on the road. It's 1998 and the memes start to roll in and I manage to get a job at the World Trade Centre as the muffin boy on 87th floor. 2000 roles around and the world is obviously gonna end pretty soon technology will take over and iPods are gonna slit our throats. September 10th, 2001 having a pretty good day besides the fact of my awful hip so I think I might take the day off tomorrow. Oh and what y'know the Twin Towers were just demolished. 15 years later still the same old still the muffin boy now at Trump Tower. But now I live in Aoozie Land the place of Fury Friends and Caramello Koala and of course shit Internet. Now your all caught up I'm gonna have a spot of tea and memes.

*You're so fat that even blind people are afraid of you

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Our little systems have their day;
They have their day and cease to be;
They are but broken lights of thee.
-- Tennyson

When the Guru administers, the users
are hardly aware that he exists.
Next best is a sysop who is loved.
Next, one who is feared.
And worst, one who is despised.

If you don't trust the users,
you make them untrustworthy.

The Guru doesn't talk, he hacks.
When his work is done,
the users say, "Amazing:
we implemented it, all

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Cindy Jul 14, 2018 @ 8:27am 
I can give my Karambit Tiger Tooth ft for all of your csgo graffities and cases (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio
blurrijs [LV] Apr 4, 2018 @ 8:29am 
blurrijs [LV] Apr 4, 2018 @ 8:29am 
izmantoju @justniks configu, pareizi yes.
profins yo Feb 7, 2018 @ 6:48am 
idjots banu norava
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