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Personal Achievements
 
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:18pm

You can see the hits!

Hit the Mayo 5 times!
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:18pm

No brainer

Hit 20 times!
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:19pm

Trimmed hearts

Hit 50 times!
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:25pm

Micro downsizing

Hit 200 times!
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:25pm

20th century diet

Hit 350 times!
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:26pm

Go eat cake

Hit 500 times!
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:26pm

Nosey Caesar

Hit 550 times!
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:27pm

Club

Hit 700 times!
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:28pm

Short timer

Hit 1500 times!
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:31pm

Knee record

Hit 3000 times!
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:34pm

Venus-wise

Hit 5000 times!
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:38pm

*The Crow movie pun*

Hit 8000 times!
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:44pm

An ingredient to rule them all

Hit 10000 times!
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:44pm

What do we do now?

Unlock all the achievements!
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:20pm

Red Bikini!

This will cheer you up! (Hit Mayo 75 times)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:28pm

Cheetah

Wear the bikini. (Hit this 50 times)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:29pm

Topless!

Keep wearing the leopard (Hit this 100 times)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:30pm

Crème a la Mayo

Tap it wild and free. (Hit this 125 times)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:32pm

Banana!

Cool whip is sexy. (Hit this 200 times)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:33pm

Potato!

Banana? (Hit this 300 times)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:34pm

Catsup

Starchy fashion. (Hit this 200 times)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:35pm

Red Cheetah

Red Mayonnaise. (Hit this 300 times)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:36pm

Elephant fun times!

Feline Ketchup. (Hit this 500 times)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:21pm

Balls of yarn

Amazing Story (150 hits)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:29pm

Rain

Spin the yarn. (Hit this 50 times)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:30pm

Z's

Furry Rain. (Hit this 100 times)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:32pm

Blonde bombshell!

Zzz... (Hit this 150 times)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:32pm

Cheesy Rap

Drop the bombshell! (Hit this 50 times)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:33pm

Catch my cold!

Slap that cheese! (Hit this 250 times)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:35pm

Screwed

Drink coffee. (Hit this 150 times)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:36pm

Vanished...

Screw that. (Hit this 300 times)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:37pm

I'm just a mayo.

Flipped. (Hit this 500 times)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:20pm

Young Boy

I am Mayonnaise (90 hits)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:29pm

Rock Star!

Young soul. (Hit this 10 times)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:30pm

Dad

Like that old time Rock and Roll! (Hit this 50 times)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:31pm

Ordinary

Daddy issues. (Hit this 100 times)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:31pm

Identity issues...

Old fashioned and boring. (Hit this 200 times)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:33pm

Best Seller

It's not a phase, it's who I am! (Hit this 10 times)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:34pm

Glam Rock

Follow in his footsteps. (Hit this 100 times)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:35pm

Support!

While my guitar gently weeps. (Hit this 300 times)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:42pm

A Mime?

In the end... (Hit this 50 times)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:20pm

Something important

A Story About Life. (120 hits)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:29pm

The Box of Love

Something important. (10 hits, follow the life)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:30pm

Just kidding...

The Box of Love. (10 hits, follow the life)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:31pm

Move

Just kidding... (10 hits, follow the life)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:31pm

Muscles

Move. (10 hits, follow the life)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:32pm

Part of life

Muscles. (10 hits, follow the life)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:33pm

Philosophy

Part of life. (10 hits, follow the life)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:34pm

Talking about life

Philosophy. (10 hits, follow the life)
Unlocked Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:35pm

I am Mayonnaise!

Talking about life. (10 hits, follow the life)