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28 of 62 (45%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements


Kill 50 aliens
Unlocked Jun 9, 2011 @ 5:17pm


Kill 100 aliens
Unlocked Jun 10, 2011 @ 12:13pm

Nuclear Devastation

Kill 250 aliens
Unlocked Jun 12, 2011 @ 9:32am


Foot stomp 12 aliens
Unlocked Jun 12, 2011 @ 3:25pm

Road Rage

Kill 15 aliens with the monster truck
Unlocked Jun 12, 2011 @ 4:15pm


Eat 10 pieces of food during the SP campaign
Unlocked Jun 12, 2011 @ 2:09pm

On the Noggin'

Kill 30 aliens with headshots
Unlocked Jun 12, 2011 @ 4:34pm

Substance Abuser

Drink beer while on steroids or vice-versa in SP
Unlocked Jun 10, 2011 @ 12:08pm

Natural Disaster 3x

Kill 3 aliens at once
Unlocked Jun 9, 2011 @ 5:17pm

Full Body Tourettes

Get knocked down 10 times
Unlocked Jun 12, 2011 @ 1:42pm

Turd Burglar

Find and steal a piece of poo
Unlocked Jun 12, 2011 @ 3:17pm

I Need a Towel

Get hit by 10 Pregnator bombs
Unlocked Jun 12, 2011 @ 1:33pm

Baron von Nukem

Shoot down 20 alien fighters
Unlocked Jun 12, 2011 @ 3:08pm

I Need a Date

Look at every page of a calendar in SP
Unlocked Jun 18, 2011 @ 5:03am

Sticky Bomb Like You!

Put a Trip Mine on a live alien
Unlocked Jun 12, 2011 @ 3:32pm

Big Guns, Big Ships

Blow up 5 enemy gunships or dropships
Unlocked Jun 12, 2011 @ 9:00am


Win air hockey with a score of 7-0 in the strip club
Unlocked Jun 12, 2011 @ 2:26pm

Flagon of Chuckles

Drink a beer in SP
Unlocked Jun 9, 2011 @ 4:52pm


Take steroids in SP
Unlocked Jun 10, 2011 @ 12:08pm

He's Got a Hologram!

Use a Holoduke in SP
Unlocked Jun 12, 2011 @ 3:53pm


Doodle something on the whiteboard in SP
Unlocked Jun 9, 2011 @ 4:03pm

Party Animal

Drink all of the beers in the strip club
Unlocked Jun 12, 2011 @ 2:53pm

Nobody Likes a Whiner

Knock out the talent at the talk show
Unlocked Jun 9, 2011 @ 4:30pm

Lots of Whacking

Win a game of Alien Abortion in the strip club
Unlocked Jun 12, 2011 @ 2:07pm

One-Eyed Freak

Defeat the Cycloid
Unlocked Jun 9, 2011 @ 4:08pm

Pit Champion

Defeat the Battlelord in Las Vegas
Unlocked Jun 12, 2011 @ 8:21am

Not Bad for a Human

Defeat the Alien Queen
Unlocked Jun 12, 2011 @ 1:47pm

A Good Dam Fight

Defeat the Battlelord on the Hoover Dam
Unlocked Jun 18, 2011 @ 4:52am

Judge, Jury, Executioner

Execute 20 aliens


Kill 10 aliens with Trip Mines

Freeze Well!

Kill 15 frozen aliens

Fork the Pork

Kill 6 aliens with the forklift

Dead Useful

Kill 10 aliens with environmental explosives

Tosser... in the Literal Sense

Kill 10 aliens with tossed objects

Duke Angry, Duke Smash!

Kill 15 aliens with melee attacks while on steroids

Balls of Steel

Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score in SP

I Am All That Is Man

Discover all ego cap rewards


Carry the gold pistol through the whole SP campaign

Piece of Cake

Complete the SP campaign on Easy Difficulty

Let's Rock

Complete the SP campaign on Normal Difficulty

Come Get Some

Complete the SP campaign on Hard Difficulty

Damn, I'm Good

Complete the SP campaign on Insane Difficulty

Special Thanks

Watch the credits all the way through

Bucket Head

Find all 3 helmets in the SP campaign

Call Waiting

Listen to all phone messages


Kill all of the catfish in the underwater level

Sunday, Black Sunday

Shoot down the blimp above the stadium

Companion Barrel

Unlock the secret closet at the end of the Forkstop


Defeat the Octaking

Beating the One-Eyed Worm

Defeat the Energy Leech

12 hidden achievements remaining

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