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Personal Achievements

Early Bird

Complete the "morning" chapter.

Easter Deviled Eggs

Something's cooking on the title screen.

High Noon

Complete the "noon" chapter.

Good Evening

Complete the "evening" chapter.


Complete the "night" chapter.

Passive Vanquisher

Send 2500 enemies to their grave.

Lute n' Loot

Loot 100,000 gold from the corpses of your fallen enemies.


Upgrade a unit to MAX level.

Adorable Sidekick

You look lonely, have you considered a pet to keep you company?


Go as fast as you possibly can. (Hint: Upgrade + Song)

Survival Instinct

Last for 3 minutes in survival mode.


Complete the entire campaign from start to finish without dying.


Do all the things! 100% Completion.

Keep it Movin'

Don't get hit!

What you got?

Play and submit your best time for Survival Mode.

4 headz

Unlock the mythical 4th party slot.

Insane in the Membrane

Start a new game in Insane Mode.

3 Mile Run

Fact: There are 1609 meters in a mile.

I am Legend

Post a score in the Day 2 Insane Mode leaderboard. The most exclusive of all leaderboards.

Unlock War Turtle

Reach 3000m in Escape mode, and he's yours.

Unlock MeatStack

Appears randomly in Survival mode. May luck be with you.

Unlock Octodad

Waltz into Wave 10 and rescue him from that Fire Golem.