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Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 8:07am

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 6:23am


This is an achievement.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 5:12am

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 5:11am

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 6:23am

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 5:30am


Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.


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