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22 of 50 (44%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements
 
Unlocked Mar 8, 2014 @ 6:34am

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2014 @ 7:22am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2014 @ 12:54pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2014 @ 11:25am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2014 @ 12:09pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2014 @ 9:58am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2014 @ 5:20pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2014 @ 7:29pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2014 @ 11:50am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2014 @ 1:10pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2014 @ 6:55pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2014 @ 7:36am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2014 @ 5:35am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2014 @ 11:25am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2014 @ 4:38am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2014 @ 1:10pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2014 @ 11:50am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2014 @ 9:47am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2014 @ 6:29am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2014 @ 6:12am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2014 @ 10:13am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2014 @ 9:47am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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