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Personal Achievements

Cat Burglar

Use the Dropshot to land silently from a great height.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2013 @ 5:18pm

On The QT

Use the Hushcracker to jump through a window silently (outside of the test lab).
Unlocked Oct 19, 2013 @ 5:33pm

Title Finally Relevant

Help justify my early, not entirely wise choice of game name by holding someone at gunpoint with the Resolver.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2013 @ 5:00pm

Open Door Policy

Knock a guard out by opening a door into him.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2013 @ 5:25pm

Mission Architect

Create a custom mission with at least one objective.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2013 @ 5:42pm

I May Be Some Time

Upgrade your Bullfrog Hypertrousers to maximum jump strength.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2013 @ 5:37pm

I Taste Battery Acid

Upgrade your battery capacity to the non-figurative max.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2013 @ 5:08pm


Wire an elevator button to trigger something when the elevator arrives.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2013 @ 5:05pm

Short Circuit

Use the Crosslink to create an infinite loop that burns itself out.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2013 @ 4:49pm


Use no violence at all on a mission that has guards.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2013 @ 5:35pm

Coming Clean

Voluntarily tell Katie the truth.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2013 @ 4:45pm

Cover Up

Conceal your presence at the DataSec break-in from Mayfield.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2013 @ 5:07pm

Clean Record

Complete the police chief's missions without incriminating yourself.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2013 @ 5:41pm

Not Really A Prank, Man

Use the Prankspasm to knock out someone who isn't standing near a power socket (outside of the test lab).


Use the Longshot to make a guard unintentionally shoot another (outside of the test lab).

Breaking And Entering

Use the Gatecrashers to kick a door off its hinges.

Low Flying Doors

Use the Gatecrashers to kick a door into a guard.

Might As Well Have An Achievement For That Too

Use the Gatecrashers to kick a door through a window.

So This Is Why People Don't Like Me

Get knocked down by an opening door.

I'll Aim When I'm Dead

Upgrade your Bullfrog Hypertrousers to pounce instantly.

Necessary Force

Jump into an Enforcer to knock him through a window.

I Am Better At This Than Tom Francis

Complete a mission faster than I can.


Leave no living witnesses to your presence on a mission that has guards.

Perfect Gentleman

Complete a mission that has guards with no violence, witnesses or loud noises.

Case Closed

Complete the game.

Case Filed

Publish your personalised epilogue.

Hammerhead Snark

Mock the chief of police at a critical moment.

Let It Go

Free an innocent man at the expense of catching a guilty one.


Catch a guilty man at the expense of freeing an innocent one.

Acknowledged Ludonarrative Dissonance

Notice the story doesn't necessarily gel with the mechanics. Become qualified games journalist.

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