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nautisonfire
jery branderson   Bayern, Germany
Level
16
Years of Service
750 XP
 
 
YES, that IS me in my avatar. Stop asking, shesh. I am a member of both the Zero Hoots Gang and Bitchmob Taskforce.

Positive Mental Attitude.

PMA
M
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finna stay based till im in the coffin

"Go listen to all my music. It's the code to self-esteem. If you're a Kanye West fan, you're not a fan of me. You're a fan of yourself. You will believe in yourself. I'm just the espresso. I'm just the shot in the morning to get you going to make you believe you can overcome that situation that you're dealing with all the time."
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Comments
KalashN 4 Jan @ 2:17pm 
kid is a transgender
Icon 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:13pm 
didnt you bottom frag? you had like 12 kills.

also if that was the real Surreal you were qued with wasnt he banned off esea for cheating, and claimed he sold his account and someone else cheated on it when his alt account Surreal-R- got banned after joining Mythic or something?
bahga 30 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18pm 
dont kill yourself ill miss you baby
Dick Wizard 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11am 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ couldnt handle the banter
A 13 Oct, 2017 @ 10:45am 
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my will is gone x3 18 Apr, 2017 @ 3:54am 
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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
OFFICIALLY MY ♥♥♥♥♥

YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPING GAME

RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET
YOUR OWN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEFORE
THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY
ME! YOU CAN’T SLAP ME BACK, I’M YO ♥♥♥♥♥ MASTER NOW

GOOD LUCK MY ♥♥♥♥♥!!
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