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Personal Achievements
Unlocked Sep 22, 2015 @ 7:30am

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2015 @ 5:55am


Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked Sep 22, 2015 @ 8:00am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked Sep 22, 2015 @ 7:08am


Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2015 @ 1:59am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2015 @ 7:06am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked Sep 22, 2015 @ 7:24am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2015 @ 7:05am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2015 @ 5:56am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2015 @ 3:43pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2015 @ 6:42am

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2015 @ 8:20am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2015 @ 4:18am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2015 @ 4:26am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked Sep 24, 2015 @ 4:22am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked Sep 23, 2015 @ 2:04am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked Sep 22, 2015 @ 7:08am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked Sep 26, 2015 @ 6:46am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2015 @ 2:10am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2015 @ 6:40am


Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked Sep 22, 2015 @ 7:38am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked Sep 29, 2015 @ 8:44am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked Sep 22, 2015 @ 7:50am


Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked Sep 24, 2015 @ 4:18am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked Sep 29, 2015 @ 7:30am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked Sep 22, 2015 @ 6:57am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked Sep 29, 2015 @ 8:35am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked Sep 26, 2015 @ 7:12am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked Sep 26, 2015 @ 6:48am


Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked Sep 26, 2015 @ 7:17am

Don't Panic

Unlocked Sep 26, 2015 @ 7:27am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked Sep 29, 2015 @ 7:21am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked Sep 26, 2015 @ 2:26pm


Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked Dec 28, 2015 @ 11:52am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked Sep 29, 2015 @ 8:17am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked Sep 26, 2015 @ 6:50am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked Sep 29, 2015 @ 8:48am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked Sep 26, 2015 @ 6:06am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2015 @ 2:33pm

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2015 @ 6:38am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2015 @ 7:35am


Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked Sep 29, 2015 @ 8:16am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked Oct 3, 2015 @ 11:09pm

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked Sep 29, 2015 @ 2:04pm


Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2015 @ 11:23pm


Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked Sep 29, 2015 @ 2:04pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked Oct 5, 2015 @ 2:49pm


Lick a friend
Unlocked Sep 30, 2015 @ 6:21am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked Sep 30, 2015 @ 6:16am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked Sep 30, 2015 @ 7:03am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked Sep 30, 2015 @ 7:11am

Old Goat

Unlocked Oct 3, 2015 @ 11:15pm


Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked Sep 30, 2015 @ 5:57am


Unlocked Sep 30, 2015 @ 8:31am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked Sep 30, 2015 @ 7:20am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked Sep 30, 2015 @ 8:22am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked Oct 3, 2015 @ 11:36pm

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked Sep 30, 2015 @ 8:37am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked Sep 30, 2015 @ 8:55am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked Sep 30, 2015 @ 8:01am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked Sep 30, 2015 @ 8:16am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked Oct 5, 2015 @ 2:44pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked Sep 26, 2015 @ 2:09pm

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked Oct 3, 2015 @ 11:23pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked Oct 3, 2015 @ 11:29pm

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2015 @ 8:45am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2015 @ 7:05am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked Oct 10, 2015 @ 7:06am


Craft all items in one game
Unlocked Oct 5, 2015 @ 3:25pm

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked Oct 9, 2015 @ 3:34pm

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked Oct 9, 2015 @ 3:33pm

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked Oct 10, 2015 @ 7:07am

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked Dec 28, 2015 @ 11:54am

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked Oct 10, 2015 @ 6:57am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked Oct 10, 2015 @ 6:55am

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked Oct 10, 2015 @ 7:04am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked Oct 10, 2015 @ 7:25am

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked Oct 10, 2015 @ 7:51am


Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked Oct 10, 2015 @ 7:16am

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked Oct 9, 2015 @ 2:42pm


Find all the trophies in GoatZ

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests


Smell and look like one

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

I am Bread

Are you bread?

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.


Just finish that one LAST job.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.


Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.


Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.


Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.


Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.


Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.


Complete test chambers.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.