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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked Aug 14, 2021 @ 5:23am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked Aug 13, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked Aug 7, 2021 @ 6:08am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked Aug 13, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked Aug 8, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked Aug 14, 2021 @ 1:42pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked Aug 14, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2021 @ 10:13am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2021 @ 10:13am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you

Venture into the HARDCORE


True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one

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