Hello! Today, I will teach you how to create a Hypixel Pit copypasta.

First, assume that any post that is formatted similar to this, and has similar length, is a copypasta. In order to make a good copypasta, the thread has to be roughly 8-10 lines long. This is a long enough length so that the copypasta is interesting, but so long or so short that it automatically seems like a copypasta. Next, one must choose a topic. A good topic is something everyone hates, like hoppers or getting killed as a non. If you make your post sound stupid enough or funny enough, or if it is a decently long ****post, then it may also become a copypasta. Once you have made your copypasta, how do you know that it is successful? If you were successful, then you should see many threads pop up emulating the original copypasta thread. Thank you for reading my guide, and hope this helped!
Spoiler: verybadatminecraft's Laws of Pit Copypastas
1. Any non-question thread posted by, or emulating a non or a person who has little to no experience in the Hypixel Pit is a copypasta.

2. A a rant posted by any forum member which concerns the negative aspects of the Hypixel Pit is a copypasta.

3. If these posts were not previously copypastas, then they shall become one.
Spoiler: Heh.
Heh. You're adorable. You're so arrogant to assume that I, Kadeacon, Agender, the fastest streaker on the entire Hypixel network, would care about you asking. What prestige are you? Come on, tell me, you f*ckiing **********, what prestige are you? 27? f*cking. Adorable. You're literally irrelevant. I bet you're not even grinding for Leaderboards because you saw what happened to Tyler_P13. You saw what happened to GodHack. Those f*ckers are getting passed twice, and you don't wanna put yourself through the emotional trauma of getting f*cking *ss r**ed by a 15 year old. You're lucky that I'm so merciful to you, that I dont go lobby to lobby hunting you, because trust me, I would if you were worth it. You're nothing but another drop to me. Another screenshot in a montage. So how about you sit the down before you assume that your opinion holds any ing weight, because it doesn't. f*cking. Ape.
Spoiler: I think I’m KOS and permed by dawn
I’m not sure, but I think so. Here’s what happened:
So today I was going shop streaking with my new sweaty 3 sword and my jumpspammer 3 bow, with iron pants. So I was keeping to the outskirts, but then when the middle ring broke. Nons started breaking out and so I picked off a few. I made sure to not steal kills from the Uber streaker that was there. I must have only killed about 4 people on chain, and then a prestige 22 hit me with combat spade and chased me like 30 blocks until going back. I ran to the edge of forest, but then 3 guys in darks chased me through the forest all the way to docks. That’s when 2 bhoppers came and joined the chase. One had Perun and I was instantly killed. Once I died they all said #dawn and left. I was wondering if this was just a one time mistake, or if I was a target of Dawn.
Spoiler: Oh great. You're a scammer too.
Oh great. You're a scammer too. Why is everybody I meet a scammer? Why does everyone think it's a good idea to make other people lose up to thousands of lRL of items that they've worked hard for, just for entertainment? You have probably ruined the person you've scammed's day. Actually, you've probably ruined their year. Just become a semi decent human being and play the fricking block game as it's supposed to be played without putting down other people's whole gaming career just for some pixelated items in a small minigame in a small player hosted server in a block game that'll never help you in life. Grow up and stop scamming.
Spoiler: You're a level 90 non with an echest filled with iron armor...
You're a level 90 non with an echest filled with iron armor...

There's good reason why they chased you; nons who repeatedly run, bowspam, rod and run are so annoying to the point of su*c*de. They wanted revenge, and they're gonna get it- stop pissing everyone off and toughen up. If you did that to me I'd perm hunt you. It isn't like me to get so angry, but this is what makes me crazy. You're in iron, an easy drop, and you run a marathon just to live a few more seconds.
Spoiler: Why is everybody so rude?
You guys are so mean and rude, all I wanted was help so I can play this game, because I want to get good armour in the pit, but you guys keep reacting with this STUPID funny emoji, and keep replying mean things to me. Why? What did I ever do to you people? Is it because I want to be trans? You guys discriminate against me so many times. I wanted to be friends with you guys but you are clearly not the kind of people who I'd want to be friends with, and I will report all of you, so enjoy your ban and I will still play pit and become better than all of you.
Spoiler: Hey guys, so this is going to be my last video...!
Hey guys, so this is going to be my last video...! Kinda awkward, isn't it? So I'm gonna explain to you guys why I'm quitting. So you guys obviously know, me and Skelett were good friends! I knew he was a scammer, I knew he scammed people in the past though me and him have been friends for quite a while. We talked almost every day in class and ****... and yeah... I um... I thought I could pretty much change him. I thought like... he had changed, I thought if I was nice to him I could help him have a better reputation, not be a **** to people, and not... and not scam people. But apparently not! I got scammed out of all my items... yeah. Pretty much we had been borrowing each others' items and stuff. He never scammed me and I had trusted him. I thought he had actually changed and stuff. So um.. yep, he had been prestige 35 and um... he asked me if he could have my account information. Obviously usually you never want to give your account information. But I honestly trusted him and didn't really care so he played on my account for a few days. Uhm... yeah. He uhm... he did, he played on my account for a bit, and yeah, I was fine with it since I barely have enough time to play not anyways... so uhm yeah. He played on it and he uh... after a few days ok... today he got on Hypixel, you can see that I'm banned for a year. *shows ban message*
Spoiler: Name some cars.
Name some cars. Name some cars. Wait, who's poorer in real life though? I'm the richest one in this call in real life bro. Porsche 911 Spyder in baby blue color. Retail? Probably like 140k. Is that why you're poorer than me? Lets look at your house- what kinda car you drive? My most expensive shirt is only 200 made from Sansco only 14 years old, diamond shirt about 1400 dollars. Pants? Only some fear of god pants like 400 dollars.
Spoiler: you should respect bhopper more.
you should respect bhopper more. As a former bhopper I can can testify that being a bhopper takes a lot of skill. There are many keybinds that you must make, and also creating a good config takes a lot of skill. Learning how to use the modules takes a lot of time, and i dare say that learning to bhop well has a higher skillcap than playing “legit”. Don’t forget that they spent a good bit on their client so it only makes sense that they are better than you. Really your rage is not that bhopper are bad and no skill, but that you lack the funds to become good. #Pay2Win
Spoiler: Whale Gang
Whale Gang, ooh, yeah, DRWDS, yeah, Whale Gang, ooh
Whale gang, Whale gang, Whale gang, Whale gang
Whale gang, Whalegang, Whalegang (Whale gang!)
Spend ten racks on a clam chain
My ***** love do seaweed, ooh
I **** a *****, I forgot her name
I can't buy a ***** no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Whale gang, Whale gang, Whale gang (Whale gang!)
Whale gang, Whale gang, Whale gang, Whale gang
Whale gang, Whale gang, Whale gang (Whale gang!)
Spend ten racks on a clam chain
My ***** love do seaweed, ooh
I **** a *****, I forgot her name, yeah
I can't buy no ***** no wedd