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Orcs Must Die!
:graveyard:Series of Tubes
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Bridge Constructor Playground
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:graveyard:Havoc in the Streets
:graveyard:Who Let the Doge Out?
:graveyard:If You Can’t Take the Heat...
:graveyard:Into the Lion’s Den
:graveyard:Making Crime Into an Art Form
:graveyard:I Invented the Internet
:graveyard:+1 (786) 519-3708
Guns of Icarus Online
:graveyard:Friend-Ship?
:graveyard:This feels magical
Guns of Icarus Alliance
:graveyard:Friend-Ship?
:graveyard:This feels magical
Goo Cublets 2
:graveyard:Bounce Again
:graveyard:You Better Goo
:graveyard:Smeared
:graveyard:Milestone In A Jar
:graveyard:Twice As Gooed
:graveyard:Cubeworks
:graveyard:Puzzlementness
:graveyard:Membrane Punch
:graveyard:To Goo Two Too
:graveyard:Oozefall
:graveyard:Golden Puzzler
Goo Cublets 3
:graveyard:Sharpen Your Pencils
:graveyard:Calculations
:graveyard:Ten Times One
:graveyard:Tripple
:graveyard:Twenty Good Ones
:graveyard:Fiver A
:graveyard:Tripple Tenner
:graveyard:A-Seven
:graveyard:Forty Fantastic Ones
:graveyard:A-Niner
:graveyard:The Algoorithm
Zombie Boom
:graveyard:Ten Zeds With No Heads
Alien Swarm: Reactive Drop
:graveyard:Easy Campaign: Orion's Threat
:graveyard:Normal Campaign: Orion's Threat
:graveyard:Hard Campaign: Orion's Threat
:graveyard:Insane Campaign: Orion's Threat
:graveyard:Brutal Campaign: Orion's Threat
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YouGotHitByGunner Mar 13 @ 8:53am 
Hi there.
How did you get the achievement Citizen of the Realm in Paladins?
yao199 (UA) Feb 9 @ 12:37am 
Hi there
Do you still play Paladins?
i'm also looking for someone to play in a party with to get "Friends Forever"
LoS | Elite Enemy Feb 7 @ 12:28pm 
I've noticed you playing Orion, theres an achievement called Party bus that I think can only be done with five other players, not sure though. However, if you get it, or find anyone to help, will you let me know, I've been wanting to get it forever.
Sebulationator Jan 24 @ 12:35pm 
for your question in the paladins forum, there exists a site like that called uproar, but apparently my comment got deleted and the thread closed. 10/10 moderators
Suicide Souljah Dec 31, 2017 @ 10:39am 
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