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⢸⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⣶⣄ -rep
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⠀⠹⣿⣧⣀⣠⣴⣾⣷⣿⣷⠾⢷⠋⠀-rep⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡷
⠀⠀⠈⢿⡿⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀-rep⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⡟ Im sorry for cheating daddy
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When I was about 13, I loved angry birds, I had every game and I had every toy and merchandise they had at the store, one day I was playing angry birds and then all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I COULDN’T STAND IT, I WAS GOING CRAZY. I DECIDED TO PULL OUT MY BIG SNAKE AND STARTED STRANGLING IT, I had never felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and NEVER got bored of it.
- Pick Sage
Buy Phase:
- Always buy your wall, ready to place it at Daddy's desire
- Buy guns for others if they ask for, prioritising your Daddy
In Game:
- Always follow your Daddy, ready to obey his orders
- If anyone asks for a heal and Daddy is alive, ask Daddy the permission to heal who asked
- You're only allowed to use your ult to revive your Daddy
- If you die, pinch your nipples while moaning how sorry you are for leaving the team without a healer
- If you get a kill, giggle
- If Daddy dies, beg for forgiveness
Round end:
- If we won, and Daddy is alive, get ready to be the perfect team healer next round
- If we won, but Daddy died, spank your thighs once
- If we lost and Daddy is alive, spank your thighs twice
- If we lost and Daddy died, spank you thighs three times