it still smells like poop

eats toenails for breakfast

smells like poop

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

.o ..... <.< .... O.o... Hold on, lady. You... are a.. girl gamer? Shifts in chair, tugging at collar >.> A fine, alluring lady such as yourself... Also has an intellectual side? With your ravishing, simply bewitching beauty, you pull me in...And then you penetrate my level of understanding of perfection..By informing me that you, are indeed, a girl gamer, who plays Minecraft!!! O.O My beautiful lady. I will treat you right forever, I will cherish and treasure you, I will mine you diamonds and protect you from Endermen. My lady.. be my player two....

Hello, my beautiful Goddess. I saw your profile and figured I’d try writing to you. I can’t disrespect a girl, ‘cause it’s not in me. I’m a gentleman. Quite honestly, it sure surprised me to see you on here. I just have a hard time seeing someone who could easily be a model, having trouble meeting someone. I’m not trying to give you a line, but you really are astoundingly beautiful to me. It would be a pleasure and a privilege getting to know you. I’d love to find out if you are as beautiful inside as you are out. Hope to hear from you soon!