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Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Unlocked Nov 4 @ 2:15pm

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
Unlocked Nov 5 @ 11:46am

Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.
Unlocked Nov 8 @ 2:28pm

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Unlocked Nov 4 @ 2:14pm

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 9:59am

His house

Upgraded the church.
Unlocked Nov 7 @ 8:31am

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
Unlocked Nov 11 @ 7:08am

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked Nov 8 @ 10:04am

Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked Nov 11 @ 4:34am

Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.
Unlocked Nov 12 @ 11:35am

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
Unlocked Nov 11 @ 8:55am

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 4:21pm

Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Unlocked Nov 8 @ 10:22am

Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 12:40pm

MacPlayer

There can be only one.
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 3:16pm

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 4:01am

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!
Unlocked Nov 11 @ 9:26am

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 3:57pm

Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 4:27pm

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Unlocked Nov 5 @ 10:20am

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Unlocked Nov 5 @ 9:41am

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Unlocked Nov 4 @ 3:47pm

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Unlocked Nov 4 @ 3:00pm

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Unlocked Nov 4 @ 2:16pm

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 4:38am

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 1:54pm

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 2:12pm

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Unlocked Nov 12 @ 1:45pm

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 8:47am

Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 9:12am

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Unlocked Nov 7 @ 5:13am

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 11:50am

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...
Unlocked Nov 11 @ 9:42am

Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Unlocked Nov 5 @ 9:22am

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 2:51pm

Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Unlocked Nov 6 @ 6:46am

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Unlocked Nov 5 @ 10:21am

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Unlocked Nov 11 @ 9:02am

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 8:34am

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Unlocked Nov 5 @ 10:10am

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked Nov 8 @ 2:46pm

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 3:19pm

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked Nov 6 @ 1:41pm

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked Nov 12 @ 2:30pm

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 11:50am

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Unlocked Nov 4 @ 2:30pm

Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Unlocked Nov 6 @ 1:01pm

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 2:29pm

Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
Unlocked Nov 12 @ 3:01pm

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Unlocked Nov 11 @ 4:05am

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
Unlocked Nov 12 @ 2:43pm

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Unlocked Nov 11 @ 7:30am

Witnessed him

Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?
Unlocked Nov 12 @ 3:01pm

An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
Unlocked Nov 5 @ 10:43am

Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
Unlocked Nov 5 @ 11:17am

The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 2:49pm

To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 2:52pm

One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 3:01pm

Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 2:53pm

Vampires are over

Told Horadric the vampire was no more. Oh, if only everyone were so trusting!
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 2:55pm

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...
Unlocked Nov 11 @ 3:21am

Spirit summoner

Brought some smelly and useless filth into Dungeon, giving all the local ghosts a laugh.
Unlocked Nov 11 @ 9:18am

Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
Unlocked Nov 6 @ 3:55am

Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
Unlocked Nov 7 @ 6:22am

Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 4:20am

Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 12:18pm

Long live the Revolution

The Revolution has come to pass. It's time to look back on why you started it.
Unlocked Nov 10 @ 12:55pm

Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.
Unlocked Nov 9 @ 11:00am

Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.
Unlocked Nov 11 @ 5:38am

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.
Unlocked Nov 11 @ 7:02am

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.
Unlocked Nov 12 @ 1:32pm

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
Unlocked Nov 11 @ 7:02am

Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
Unlocked Nov 5 @ 11:05am

A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
Unlocked Nov 6 @ 12:12pm

A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
Unlocked Nov 6 @ 1:29pm

A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.
Unlocked Nov 6 @ 1:30pm

Long-awaited appreciation

Fill the Bishop.. with pride.
Unlocked Nov 11 @ 5:05am

The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.
Unlocked Nov 11 @ 5:08am

A controlled ignition

Fire is so mesmerizing - even moreso when there's a boiling Inquisitor involved.
Unlocked Nov 11 @ 8:48am

A fortunate gift

Share the secrets of haute cuisine with the Merchant.
Unlocked Nov 11 @ 9:34am

The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.
Unlocked Nov 11 @ 9:36am

Endless sadness

Practice makes perfect! Even if it's the sadness of the Astrologer.
Unlocked Nov 12 @ 1:54pm

The birth of passion

Witness an embarrassingly hot scene.
Unlocked Nov 12 @ 2:21pm

A vulnerability for authority

Even the strongest and most unswerving have their weakness.
Unlocked Nov 12 @ 2:38pm

The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.
Unlocked Nov 12 @ 2:40pm

Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.
Unlocked Nov 12 @ 2:56pm

Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.
Unlocked Nov 12 @ 3:51pm

Return to the beginning

Nothing is keeping Smiler here any longer. Let him continue his journey - to a new beginning.
Unlocked Nov 12 @ 4:00pm



A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!

Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.

Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.

Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.

Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!
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