Johnny Bandini
United States
My cyphers bite liars

"You should go to Planet Fitness cuz you're tacky and you're fat!" -Riff Raff

They say I'm an elitist, like I'm better than the bunch? Uh, duh, nice hunch, ♥♥♥♥♥.

Dogs are my friends! Identify yourself!

ғᴏʀ ᴋᴏʟᴇᴄʜɪᴀ

~Keep behaving~

Jealousy is vibe down

" I did not smoke a beef pipe. Let it be known! "
"Yes! You did! And I smoked the big beef pipe in his pants, and it's all gone downhill from there!"

I'm gonna pop your bubblegum heart

Your deductions are fiction!


"I know everything you're gonna d-"
"Say. And I know everything you're gonna-"

Yeah? You only got ONE peni? Let me see it.

"Do they have a lot of ♥♥♥♥♥ in Las Vegas?"
"Oh, there's so many slots, you won't know where to begin!"
"WHOA! Hey Butthead, this chick's pretty cool!"

:neildeal: Neil with it. :neildeal:
:evawhat: WhatEva :evawhat:

Kyle Rittenhouse did nothing wrong
Currently Offline
Funny things from [strike]steam[/strike] chats

"purple" -WackySpider

"CHRISTIAN MINGLE?!" -thwipb after learning his email was used to sign up for ChristianMingle

Virgil: k
Virgil: well my bday is tomorrow
ninehundred seventyone plunders: happy early b-day
Virgil: shut ♥♥♥♥ your mouth

Recent Activity

301 hrs on record
last played on Aug 14, 2020
1,801 hrs on record
last played on Aug 13, 2020
302 hrs on record
last played on Aug 11, 2020
CodyCorp Jul 22, 2020 @ 10:43pm 
parasyte is not trash my guy
Minion May 1, 2020 @ 9:16pm 
this guy kept trynna ♥♥♥♥ my dog

thats MY job ya hear?
Claw May 1, 2020 @ 12:12pm 
Lady, I don't know who you are but please stop sending me clit pics for crying out loud
DoodleNoodle May 1, 2020 @ 9:36am 
I was told by someone to insult you look like a stale muffin
thwipb May 1, 2020 @ 1:48am 
-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my mom
WockyFlocky Apr 30, 2020 @ 2:46pm 
-rep tunneled me in dark rp