I can glitch every game you can imagine.
If you're not lazy, binary this!

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Why did the camera go to jail?
Because it shot the film.

This isn't right, isn't it?
No, i left it there.

You're so poor you can't even pay attention.

that pineapple sort of distorted image was made by verrioth

My PC:
CPU: leme check.... i dont have one
GPU: what is this
RAM: *rams*
MOTHERBOARD: fatherboard
MOUSE: the cheapest one at the chinese store
KEYBOARD: pizza box with drawn keys
MONITOR: a piece of glass i found in the street
MONITOR2: haha u wish
SPEAKERS: I speak english, french and portuguese
HEADPHONES: 2 rocks i bang at same time to produce noise
VR HEADSET: shoebox with 2 empty beer bottles taped onto it
MOUSEPAD: 600$ professional gaming mouse pad
GAMING CHAIR: i... stand up...
GAMING CARPET: ok i stop
INTERNET CONNECTION: 0.3MB/s coz i always have porn downloading on background
FPS: csgo, l4d2, tf2

I'm a vegan who eats meat.

Adding requirements:
-You must be atleast level 0.
-You must have a steam account.

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