aidslord
when i grow up, i want to be a pokemon master   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
“I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all."
- Coco Chanel
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Res Gestae > Historia Rerum Gestarum

How many incels does it take to change a light bulb? None, they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.

Steam sometimes doesn't like to show me offline messages, so if I accidentally ignored you, I'm sorry <3

LOL HL
♔ UGC Highlander Season 10 – The Hooliganz [thz-] (2nd/EU Silver) – Heavy
♔ Wireplay Highlander Season 11 – The One Round Wonders [¹ᴿᵂ] (3rd/Div 2) – Medic
♔ ETF2L Highlander Season 5 – I'm Günna Dank Et [DANK!] (3rd/Div 3) – Medic
♔ Wireplay Highlander Season 10 – Late-Night Cooking With Mia [#NeshProblems] (2nd/Div 2) – Medic
❀ ETF2L Highlander Season 6 – Let's Go Bananas! [ᵔ.ᵔ] ( 1st Place Div 1) – Medic
♔ ETF2L Highlander Season 14 – Heroes and Zeroes (3rd/Mid) – Engineer
♔ ETF2L Season 29 – Knights of the Round Table (3rd/Mid) – Medic

[T-A!] Tanuki Thparkle: It’s also funny when you nearly die in game
[T-A!] Tanuki Thparkle: Because it sounds like you nearly died IRL :D
[T-A!] Tanuki Thparkle: “OH MY GOD DEMO IN MY FACCEEEE!!!!”
[T-A!] Tanuki Thparkle: [heavy breathing]

Deox: Hi I'm Mia. I are a nice video game gurler.

"I realised Mia joined mumble when I heard her through my headset from across the room" - TC ReseRvoir Dog

danny: you've got the skin complextion of a cheese slice
danny: i bet your blood type is rice
danny: are your eyes a little weird or have you been smoking spice
danny: NAH YOUR JUST ASIAN

Æsirson: goddamm you're toxic

anime connoisseur: asians arent like
anime connoisseur: a gender
Murdoc: THEY AREN'T?
Murdoc: Then why is asian porn a seperate catagory on pornhub

Magna: Mia, why are you like how you are? Like how am *I* the autistic one?

Hugo: see mia
Hugo: ur talking all this stuff
Hugo: but all im hearing is "ching chong"

Aventador: your movement
Aventador: I don't want to call it autistic
Aventador: so I'm going to call it anime cute

malarz: putting a pretty girl as your profile picture
malarz: and you catfish saying ur asian and a girl
malarz: and they think its you

"When you get jumped in 6s, you start sounding like a spaceship" - Mould

danny: i have a legit question tho
danny: whats it like to have a vagina which is like - rather than /
Mia: wot
danny: asians have horizontal vaginas?

"Mia, you don't seem particularly Asian - you give off this White-girl vibe" - Grenjabob

thpathm: whats your favourite porn
thpathm: i bet its got maths in it

Atzebumm: holy hell. i was bored at work today so i was browsing through peoples instagrams. i was also on yours. the way you manage to always look the same with the same angle on different selfies is actually an art by itself xD

NOM Æsirson 🐾: reported for fat
NOM Æsirson 🐾: lmao enjoy vaf
NOM Æsirson 🐾: valve anti fat

Eurobeat kicked in, yo!: Mia delivers tofu in the dead of the early morning for her dad. She is known for her amazing drifting abilities in her dad's old Ford Sierra. Amazing, Sugoi driving

malarz: asians dont count as people

nasboii: u know u ma number 1 tf2 girl

Hugo: SHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hugo: AHAHAHA
Hugo: FUCKKKK
Hugo: UR ACTUALLY
Hugo: A MONG

M4RK-Happy: you are a banana
¹ᴿᵂ Mia: i am?
¹ᴿᵂ Mia: awesome
M4RK-Happy: Banana
(North America; UK; Malaysia) an Asian person living in a Western country (e.g., an Asian American) who is yellow on the outside, white on the inside. Used primarily by Asians to indicate someone who has lost touch with the cultural identity of his or her parents.[11]

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People who make a fuss over female gamers [i.imgur.com]

half the misogynists on the internet [i.imgur.com]
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¹ᴿᵂ R3L0X: Everybody can do his Dream just Not Listening other Ignore haters and watch forward and u need Motivation dats all nothing more

si^: your steam group has 69 members. Please don't advertise it any more we've reached peak mass.

Hugo: i actually just rage quit scribble.io
Hugo: fucking stupid

Three61 : all girls are squirters if you cut the right artery

Murdoc: sex doesn't make you any better at playing yugioh so I'm not fucking interested in it

Æsirson 🐾: girls dont have to go poopies
Æsirson 🐾: this is known

thpathm: I think all people should have attractiveness elo

Dr. med. Æsirson: I usually pray ~3 times a day so i dont become gay

Atzebumm : in a serious gamemode like highlander you aren't allowed to offclass
Atzebumm : this 6s thing is like a fun-experiment cup

Fenrir: last 3 times ive played against him
Fenrir: he just randomly said he was better than me
Fenrir: in another game he listed the 5 worst scottish players, i was at number 3

*playing rainbow six for the first time*
Mia: Are there any playable female characters
Esirson: Yeah, you have to unlock them though. Just like in real life.

Hugo: who called me toxic dm / mge lord
Hugo: because i will find them
Hugo: and 20 - 0 them

Mia: What if there was a kraken deep underwater on PUBG and it had AWMs on its arms that drop when you defeat it
Caleo: Yeah but if you got eaten by a kraken, it would be the kraken's first time eating a noodle
Æsirson: Damn, we're lucky that didn't go into hentai territory, it was so close

hobnobs: being beaten up by trans girls is literally my fetish

weeb containment centre: eating
CaleoGaming: eating what? food
weeb containment centre: your mum's pussy
Luke: 10/10
weeb containment centre: LOL
Luke: destroyed his will to live
Luke: He's gonna kill himself now

Æsirson 🐾: caleo was rubbing up on my bum again

Luke: Hi there Mia!My name is Angela and I'm working with the autism centre. I've been told by Luke that you're one of his friends along with some other people. I have been told he's been acting unusually by his mother and I wanted to know, has he been acting unusual around you?
Luke: We are currently worried for his well being.

Hugo: 30% pocket in the streets
Hugo: Femboy in the sheets

Æsirson 🐾: Al-addin was a muslim cleric who founded the taliban 325 years ago Mia

malarz: Hiya! It's me, Karen from Bingo!
First of all this is a Christian TF2 team so no swearing please thanks.
Us Holy Yummy Mummys only go on our knees when it's time to pray!

Caleo: I will have you know I went on a second date with the girl today
Magna: Ooh how did it go?
Esirson: Well he's sitting here playing games with us, how do you think it went?

hobnobs: what age is too young
hobnobs: to find ppl hot

mai tai: okay here's our plan
mai tai: every other spy who trials
mai tai: you go
mai tai: "omg they're shit"
mai tai: "mia is so much better"
Stex: They said ur in :D
mai tai: "also mia adds to the mumble atmosphere because she's so happy"
mai tai: oh
mai tai: LOL
mai tai: AHAHAH
mai tai: ok abort plan
Stex: ceejaey said "get her in, she carried"
mai tai: you did NOT read that
Stex: i didn NOT

Hugo: I feel like one of those barbie dolls that u put in water and the hair changes

Æsirson: I'll tell you why my eyesight is fucked. You know when you look at the moon and it's round, right? Then you look closer and there's all these craters and shit? Well that's my cornea.

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*DEAD* BambixDD interwebz.cc : fucking cancer girl

"She has a pretty constant holier-than-thou attitude and unfortunately seems to have influence and arse-lickers everywhere." - Kippy

Coldeine: fucking put down your fedora cunt

FaZe Teeqo 8 minutes ago
Little Kid who send me Dick pictures, boosted noob

Necris : mia, why not ask your uncle to stop abusing you for 1 day in your pathetic life and have fun for once?

Traxgarte: between the pyro and my net connection rubberbanding i was tilted af

Lersu : go fuck yourself

zngo : if you watch anime unironiclly you should die

*DEAD* Ore Wa Ichiban : fuck are you doing?
*DEAD* Ore Wa Ichiban : what the fuck are you doing you fucking moron

supreme : clearly the missing link between monkeys and trump

friggigan : talking about you specifically with the aids offclasses

Wall of Caleo
CaleoGaming: my mother bullied me
CaleoGaming: Sirson and i played payday 2 and he broke a window
CaleoGaming: so i said "it gives 7 years of bad luck if you break windows sirson!"
CaleoGaming: Then my mother said
CaleoGaming: "It's mirrors you dumb shit."

Caleo: don't bother dying in real life because the respawn times are shit

Caleo: Can you get happy meals at Burger King? No! I choose McDonalds
Mia: Caleo, you are 20 years old, why are you STILL buying McDonalds happy meals??
Caleo: I'm a toy collector

Caleo: WHY DID YOU TELL SIRSON HE MADE FUN OF ME
Caleo: AND I GOT RUN OVER BY MY OWN TRAIN ;(

Magna: Caleo!
Caleo: YES
Magna: What's the first letter of the alphabet!
Caleo: ONE!

CaleoGaming: So should i get this one? https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=15994
CaleoGaming: oh wrong chat my bad

Caleo: Here in denmark we have this amusement park that was reported for racism
Magna: why???
Caleo: Because we had this ride thats really really really old , its a big black man with big red lips and its called something like the cannibal i believe
Caleo: So they had to rename it cause it was racist. They renamed it The Monkey. Then they had to replace the cannibal with an actual monkey

Caleo: I put my boots on and half an hour later i realized i was wearing them wrong (left on the right foot and right on the left foot)

CaleoGaming: So i told her we were together and she could understand that cause im such a handsome young man and all girls are after me
CaleoGaming: jk
CaleoGaming: ,-,

Caleo: I wonder if fucking a whale feels like sticking your dick inside a black hole

Caleo: Do you think 2 gangstar chinese can say "Yo dawg" without getting the munchies?

Caleo the Minge: In high school
Caleo the Minge: tbh i was the most innocent person in school
Caleo the Minge: Until 5th grade
Caleo the Minge: I thought all girls had a penis, cause i thought everyone had one
I cereal with no milk Aug 5 @ 3:30pm 
Don't wanna show off or anything... but I just completed a jigsaw puzzle in just 1 week & the box said "2 to 4 years".
weirdest woman on the universe :karinchan: Mia
Ping Fortress 200 Jul 22 @ 9:00am 
I mainclass in pubs because when I was younger my daddy used to beat me with his large, heavy, wooden stick. He would do it everyday that I played Heavy.
CaleoGaming Jun 24 @ 4:35am 
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This is the gang of rapey plops.
They will force you into submission
and take your innocence.
I cereal with no milk Jun 23 @ 4:11pm 
I got turned down at an interview for coming 30 minutes early.
That's the last time I work in the porn industry...
Murdoc Jun 16 @ 4:00am 
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