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9.1 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
Don't buy it by itself, get it as part of the Valve Complete Package or whatever it's called. Way shorter than even Blue Shift, but slightly less frustrating than 2
Posted November 18, 2020.
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24.5 hrs on record
Not as good as HL1 gameplay wise but pretty decent. There's a fair bit of "Where do I go?" and sometimes it's downright unfair. I'd reccomend if you liked Half Life 1 (and OpFor and Blue Shift)
Posted November 16, 2020.
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52.0 hrs on record (35.1 hrs at review time)
Yes, you have to get EVERY SINGLE GOOD FUTURE to get the good ending. Alternatively, get all the Stones, but I hear that the special stages get harder. If you really like Sonic, or you have endless patience, this game is for you.
Posted March 22, 2020.
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11.1 hrs on record
Not worth full price, but great on sale.
Posted March 21, 2020.
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5.5 hrs on record
great for quarantine, get the valve collection during a sale if you're not sure about it
Posted March 20, 2020.
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15.0 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
Great splitscreen game for when you have friends over.
BUT, I have to say:
Some of the physics are VERY broken.
CPU Jon is hacking.
Would not accept input from 1st controller after the third splitscreen race, had to relaunch.
I assume these will be fixed in a future update.

Despite these flaws, Garf II, as I like to call it, is perhaps the best $11 I ever spent.
Posted November 8, 2019.
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11.4 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
Haven't finished it yet but it feels like another Half Life, it's way longer than Blue Shift
Posted August 30, 2019.
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0.0 hrs on record
Really only worth it if you REALLY like couch gaming, or if you get it for free. It has a few issues, including the right stick occasionally freaking out when I used a Dualshock 3, but if you have an XB1 controller, it's pretty good.
Posted March 20, 2019.
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8.8 hrs on record (7.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Hard but fun. My friend gave me a key but it would be worth the money.
Posted May 12, 2018.
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1,533.3 hrs on record (583.5 hrs at review time)
9/10
Runs like a champ on every computer I've tried it on
The community can be frustrating at times
Otherwise a great FPS game

Also, LET THE SPY USE THE FRYING PAN
SPYING PAN 2018
Posted January 13, 2018. Last edited June 25, 2018.
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