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Personal Achievements
 
Unlocked Aug 7 @ 10:00am

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules."

Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.
Unlocked Aug 7 @ 10:23am

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?"

Use the hole punch.
Unlocked Aug 7 @ 12:49pm

"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it."

Scare the living a few times.
Unlocked Aug 7 @ 10:07am

"Lousy bony fingers!"

Get the balloon twister to pop a balloon.
Unlocked Aug 7 @ 1:17pm

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"

Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.
Unlocked Aug 7 @ 1:28pm

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."

Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.
Unlocked Aug 8 @ 1:46am

"Precisamente, amigo."

Learn of a nefarious plot.
Unlocked Aug 8 @ 1:48am

"Join or Die! Again!"

Receive a message from Eva.
Unlocked Aug 8 @ 2:14am

"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!"

Ask Glottis about the tree farm.
Unlocked Aug 8 @ 7:18am

"We only have one mop."

Check your job qualifications with Celso.
Unlocked Aug 8 @ 7:22am

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..."

Ask Velasco about his eye patch.
Unlocked Aug 8 @ 7:25am

Year 1

Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked Aug 8 @ 8:24am

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!"

Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.
Unlocked Aug 8 @ 7:30am

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!"

Talk to Glottis about leaving.
Unlocked Aug 8 @ 7:35am

"Well, maybe just a sip..."

Sample the Marillo de Oro.
Unlocked Aug 8 @ 7:34am

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse."

Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.
Unlocked Aug 8 @ 7:29am

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!"

Ask Lupe about her organizational system.
Unlocked Aug 8 @ 8:05am

"Consider it an homage."

Have Olivia recite one of your poems.
Unlocked Aug 8 @ 8:15am

"We're straight stingers, you know?"

Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.
Unlocked Aug 8 @ 10:48am

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..."

Listen to Carla's whole story.
Unlocked Aug 8 @ 7:57am

"Manny, we've given up. All of us."

Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.
Unlocked Aug 9 @ 1:01am

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?"

Visit with Maximino.
Unlocked Aug 8 @ 8:41am

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'"

Try to convince Verago to help you out.
Unlocked Aug 8 @ 8:53am

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..."

Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.
Unlocked Aug 9 @ 1:12am

Year 2

Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked Aug 9 @ 1:32am

"I wasn't always this color!"

Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.
Unlocked Aug 9 @ 7:07am

*sniff* *sniff*

Make the angelitos cry.
Unlocked Aug 9 @ 7:14am

"Save your breath..."

Try to explain to Meche.
Unlocked Aug 9 @ 7:19am

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?"

Get Domino to explain the racket to you.
Unlocked Aug 9 @ 7:36am

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!"

Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.
Unlocked Aug 9 @ 2:42pm

Year 3

Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.
Unlocked Aug 10 @ 6:08am

"Happy trails, Captain."

See Chepito on his way.
Unlocked Aug 10 @ 6:08am

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..."

Hold to your commitments.
Unlocked Aug 10 @ 6:04am

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers."

See Bruno on his way.
Unlocked Aug 10 @ 6:11am

"...so large"

Meet the mechanics.
Unlocked Aug 10 @ 6:26am

"Oh, Lola..."

Revisit the place where you left Lola.
Unlocked Aug 10 @ 8:42am

"Manuel! Is everything okay?"

Play with the radio.
Unlocked Aug 10 @ 10:01am

Year 4

Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.



The Right Way

Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement.
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