buzzy bees   Cupar, Fife, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
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Zowie FK1, G305 w/ hyperglides, G Wolves Skoll. 800dpi 2.4 in game
Pok3r customized with 67g zealios
144Hz Benq monitor

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no climate don't change ur so sexy aha
I literally can not even right now. My goddamn ♥♥♥♥♥ of a teacher wont let me ♥♥♥♥ his daughter. I literally have the highest goddamn grade in his class, but instead he lets bloody mike ♥♥♥♥ her. Mike who doesn't even go to our school. I have asked him multiple times, politely as ♥♥♥♥, even bringing flowers for him to give to her, but he always says NO. WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥. I have the highest grade and am the nicest guy he knows. He should want me plowing her every ♥♥♥♥ing day for a infinitesimal small chance of consummating her. I tried asking her myself but the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ preschool security guard wont let me on campus anymore. Life just ♥♥♥♥ing hates me.
mitsya Sep 4 @ 8:27am 
✋✋✋✋✋hol’ up hol’ up ✋✋ looks 👀 like we got a HIGH TIER 🎓 player 🐸🐸🐸 over here 👈👈👈👩👩 hold on to your 👙panties👙ladies!💋💁open nonames better back the hell ⬆️up⬆️ this absolute 🙀🙀🙀 maaaaaadman!!1! 👹 all you other aspiring 🌽🌽 low mid players👽👻💀 mmmight as wwwell give up! 👎👎👎👎cuse 👉this guy👈is as good 👌👌👌as it gets! 👏👏👏😹😹
Eckendeformator Aug 31 @ 12:11pm 
+rep nice player
I could beat you in a fight easily because I'm fat.

You'd have to aim for my head, because my body is padded by 6 inches of tactical karate fat while I can strike you anywhere and hit vital organs due to your total lack of absorption you'll just die.

Thanks to the extra 150 lbs of armor I carry around, my I'm lifting 24/7. I won't even need to punch you I can literally just sprint at you and trample you to death like a bison.

Your girlfriend knows this and sees my fatness as a virtue and a strength. She wants a strong man to protect her and provide for her and being fat shows I have an overabundance of material resources. So not only will I be beating you like a bull, I'll be the bull in your bedroom nailing your girlfriend.
I'm well renowned in my crusade on ukuleles.

If there's ONE THING I want to destroy more than Steven Spielberg, it's this wretched instrument.

The childish equivalent of a "picture book" to the musical world, the ukulele makes me SICK TO MY SOUL, seeing adults engaging in some cruel charade, like they have talent because they can play 3 chords on 4 strings.

Women are the main perpetrators of this crime, but there are certainly men who adopt this PAINT BY NUMBERS PERSONALITY SUBSTITUTE.


It's a deep disappointment.