GAETABOSS MattJ : stfu kevin
Matt   Pays de la Loire, France
 
 
Retired ETF2L prem medic [etf2l.org], captain for Gaeta eSports [etf2l.org] and Team France Highlander [etf2l.org]. Master in the Forbidden Art of the Schizo-über.


Mercing informations:

◾Highlander:

🔸Medic: Prem
🔸Pyro: div1 / div2
🔸️Scout : div2
🔸Soldier / Pootis / Sniper: Mid


◽6s:

🔹Medic: div2+
🔹Soldier: Low
🔹Scout: Low


Some of my favorite / most recommended games, in no specific order :

- Team Fortress 2
-Quake (Champions, Live, + CPMA & DeFrag)
-Diabotical
-Dusk
-Dark Souls (the entire franchise)
-Fallout (the entire franchise)
-The pokémon Franchise up to HGSS
-SOMA
-Hotline Miami 1& 2
-DOOM 2016
-GTA: SA, and 4
-Prey
-Assassin's Creed 2
-The Talos Principle
-Subnautica
-Sleeping Dogs
-Halo (up to 4)
-CoD: WaW & BO1
-Saints Row 3
-Half-life 1 & 2
-The binding of Isaac (& Rebirth)
-Portal 1 & 2
-The wolf among us
-Cuphead
-Borderlands (1 & 2)
-Skyrim
-The legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
-The walking dead
-Thief Gold & The Metal Age
-HellBlade: Sennua's Sacrifice
-Bioshock (the entire franchise)
-Life is Strange
-Hitman (Blood Money, Absolution and the most recent one)
-This War of Mine
-Limbo
-Gears of War (up to 3, never played 4th)



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Now for some quotes and retаrded shiт people said to me:


"If memes would be haram, I'd be dead by now" -Vocey

NexusCat /GO DENMARK: if italians talk with their hands how are they gonna call and play at the same time?

canlockToday at 5:19 PM
thats pretty gay matt but ok

kevin: Dude
Talk silent
MattJ from Gaeta eSports: what?
kevin: I am watching pоrn and i can hear my headset

Mr Improbable: it was like watching small baboons screech and jump around in a medium sized savannah tree

Bayorse:
:c
in mineapolis u can't call the cups if u see 2pack
cuz they removed cups

nightmare: premjay
nightmare: outfragging a prem spy
nightmare: now you're officially prem

cocaaaaaa: niggа i have to learn to drive when im drunkµ

sofiu :WAIT WHAT
IS THAT ACTUALLY U
|\/|/-\|-|-_| : yep
from like 6 months ago
sofiu : i dont believe
gamers aint hot

hondjo: who needs real sunshine
hondjo: if you got cp_sunshine

poy: Appelle la compagnie des Indes Orientales stp nous faut un autre demo

Matt can merc: Only in EU can you experience such thing as "nousuhumala"
fundo: because amereican alcohol is water?
Matt can merc: that is very true

Pimskii: Did you ever have the tip of your diск with little rips in it
Pimskii: Like when its rly dry in the air
Pimskii: And u wаnk
Pimskii: And your diск rips open
Pimskii: Holy fuсk this is painful

ᴏғᴏ Sanguine LFP plat s26: your nickname on my friendlist has been stratman since the day you added me

MattJay Scrim? mid/high: you're drunk!? :D
Adda: no?
Adda: >>>
Adda: >.>
Adda: <.<
Adda: >.<

SEMIHALAL MAtTj: hi
jeves: merc for me
ur good
3rd place match 20 cet
need med
plz carry me
im tired of losing to french people
SEMIHALAL MAtTj: lul
time to counterfrench
jeves:omg
ur french too
SEMIHALAL MAtTj: :D
jeves: im in a nightmare
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supra | ETF2L.org Aug 1 @ 12:19am 
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M_J_C Jul 30 @ 12:48pm 
ETF2L
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Jason Jul 17 @ 3:23am 
mfs in anime mode hiding his game status :|