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Recent reviews by Matosha

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0.4 hrs on record
ya. Next level stuff
Posted November 24, 2018.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
35.0 hrs on record
MMmmmmmmmmeeeeeeewwwwww.
errrrrrrrrr screeeeeecchhhhhhh
-Press O
....
....
... silence
Posted November 22, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
3.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
5min before you buy the game.
- What is this? Looks like more beta cr##. Oh well, here goes....

30min into the second round

Load the port side you scrub!
Grapeshot those sails!
AARRRRR!!!! We boarding you buggers!!!!
Posted February 28, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
8.2 hrs on record
A game that knocks you off your chair
Posted November 23, 2016.
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0.2 hrs on record
*been quiet for 15min*
*maybe all the demons are dead?*
*Im gona push this button and Shtz gona happen*
-pushes button. Everythings quiet.
*well i guess these demons are....
GAHHHH!!!! #FIRE #BLOOD #screamingLittleGirlVoice
#demons.
#pause game
#walk away from computer.
*son of a B....
-unpause game, kill demons.
Posted November 29, 2015.
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16.5 hrs on record
Think your prisons perfect?
wrong, 3 escaped. Delete and start over.

Riots kill all the staff.
Restart.

Kitchen is badly placed.
Restart.

Inmates name is greg.
Restart cause gregs a D...

Reddit a good layout.
#live in peace for 20min before everythings blown to hell again.

11/10, would restart
Posted October 6, 2015.
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207.2 hrs on record
I should stop playing this.
-dont stop, you like it....-
go away!!!
-never!!!!-
click click click click
Posted June 21, 2015.
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1.8 hrs on record
Bring me beer!
Bring me guns!
Bring me bi..... buritos!
Shoot up some hogs and get my girls back.
'Merica!
Posted June 10, 2015.
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2.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
hmmm.... is that a tree or a person... ill just shoot at it.
-hit detected-
aww hells yes, come here nazi!
pew pew pew
gata gata gata gata!!
Posted June 4, 2015.
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0.7 hrs on record
played many hours on the PS4. If you want to nearly throw your cat out the window then this is the game for you. Difficult puzzles, great graphics, amazing story. A true side scrolling draw in.
Posted December 21, 2014.
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