matonda
Milli / Matonda / Matt   United States
 
 
Freed from the TF2 addiction



Sometimes I Speedrun No Mercy on Left 4 Dead 2
Single Segment Personal Best: 11:12.16
Settings: easy difficulty, local server, 2 players, no bots, not counting load times
Currently Offline
Last Online 14 hrs, 37 mins ago
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Urethra "Big Dick" Franklin Nov 22, 2017 @ 8:47pm 
Hey ♥♥♥♥♥es! 💦💦 CUMpkin pie 🍰👅 lover 😘 it’s finally HOEvember 🍂🌰🍅 time to be 😉 thankful 😏😜💋 for all that sweet potato 🍊♥♥♥♥♥♥🍆🍆🌽👅 you’ve had this fall…..now send this to t e n 1️⃣0️⃣ of your 👄💦 sexiest 😛😛 🦃 TURKEY 🦃 ♥♥♥♥♥ in the next 🕕 1 5 seconds 🕒 or you’ll miss out 😵😵 on the black COCKDAY 🍆🌽🍌🌶 DEALS!!! 👎🏿😨 if you get FIVE 5️⃣ back then you’re officially 😳 a 😮 SEXY STUFFING 🐂🍞♥♥♥♥♥♥😘 who goin get STUFFED on Turkey day with daddy’s special recipe! 👏🏻💦 if you get t E n 5️⃣➕5️⃣ then you can look forward to 😏😋 a black COCKDAY like you’ve never had before 🎅🏻 and it’s time to show Santa whERE THE BAD ♥♥♥♥♥ES AT (you’ve never heard of that 😵😛👅👄👌🏻💦💦💦
Urethra "Big Dick" Franklin Dec 11, 2016 @ 4:19pm 
What's good 😜 u candy cane♥♥♥♥♥guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won't be gettin dicked down 😱 in 2❕0❕1❕7
alecandstuff Dec 9, 2016 @ 1:47am 
🎄🎄🎁🎁🎁🎁 open that chimney wide for old saint♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥️♨️♨️🆘🆘🚿🚿🚿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿 so he can give u some milk 🍼🍼🍼🍼 for those cookies 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍆🍆
Urethra "Big Dick" Franklin Jul 20, 2016 @ 6:24pm 
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alecandstuff May 15, 2016 @ 12:05pm 
A haiku about Matt:

I love TF2
I'm very indecisive
Dairy will kill me
rosh Mar 30, 2016 @ 9:28pm 
gratz on the pregnancy!