"what's your name again?" "Big mouth prick." "Very catchy." -Bull in a China Shop "You know, for a dumb yokel, you're a very funny guy." "Yes, and for an annoying ♥♥♥♥, you're really an annoying ♥♥♥♥." -Ivan the Not So Terrible

"Do you want to play Chess?"
"I don't know how to play Chess."
"Everybody knows how to play Chess."
"Everybody knows how the pieces move.
Most know about rules like castling (I don't).
But only some can play Chess to win."

"Very funny... do you think you're so smart?" "No. I'm tied up in a basement a long way from home, while some ape threatens me with a hacksaw, so no, I'm not that smart." -Crime and Punishment

"If only I had better performance, then I'd have fun."
"If only I had better weapons, then I'd have fun."
"If only I had competence, then I'd have fun."
"If only this game was designed better, then I'd have fun."

In case you missed the summary
I post YouTube videos that will (sometimes) be available to view on Steam. I mostly play TF2, PAYDAY: THE HEIST/2, CS:GO (planned - CS:CO as well) and Minecraft although I literally play any game I can get my hands on.

I do not often accept friend requests (although I will not often decline them) so please don't spam it.

Trading Websites
Trade offer link https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=200540708&token=ztn5zZKz
backpack.tf http://backpack.tf/id/marinesciencedude
TF2 Outpost http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/1142670
bazaar.tf https://bazaar.tf/profiles/76561198160806436
SteamRep http://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198160806436
rep.tf https://rep.tf/76561198160806436

Selling Das Maddendoktor for 1.44 ref
Interesting fact: this came from a drop - http://backpack.tf/item/5721855086 . Escrow/Trade Holds disabled on my side (make sure you do as well... I guess).

Memorial of the Generic Emoticon Name Thing
*On second thoughts that really wasn't a good idea*

In terms of mains... well I guess I play a lot of Technician (and therefore Wolf) on PD2 although I'm free to try out lots of builds as long as I do not appear biased to Dodge or Armour (or Grinder, but I don't have the Sokol Character Pack, nor do I wish to hear every single f**king person mispronounce his alias). Oh hang on, I'm supposed to use 'main' in TF2, hmmm... Engineer/Soldier/Medic/Sniper main? That DOES NOT work. I can't main, I only have time to play in the weekends :C

People I'm cool with:
Blizod_NL (http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198038661956) and jussiefre (http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198277991477) - nice working with you on Bank Heist: Gold, Ukrainian Job (Both Death Wish), Bank Heist: Cash (One Down) and Aftershock (Mayhem)!
Emotional {LINK REMOVED}Gamdom.com ♥♥♥♥♥♥.gg (http://steamcommunity.com/id/playxbox) , Suri and Sumadinacept (sorry for the mispelling, wrote it in a rush) for inadvertedly wasting 55 minutes of their time on Big Oil to obtain 'Dr. Miserable'.
Di_owl (http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198116355709) and two others for braving the challenge [?] of PD:TH's Overdrill on Hard difficulty with me.
BlurryBlunts (no steam profile) for helping in Shadow Raid. Sorry for the keycard problem.
Jackojax (http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198367960252)
Spy (https://steamcommunity.com/id/SpyderH)