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I didn't pull my foreskin until I was 15 years old

In my country we have sex ed classes. My parent never gave me any real talk though, but it's no excuses.Basically, I thought the foreskin was the little wrinkled part at the end of the actual foreskin. So I thought that the skin over my tip was supposed to stay there. I was a late bloomer, and my penis only started to really grow when I was like 13 or 14. I slowly saw my "skin penis" regress and was worried. I never pulled on it because I thought that the penis was made in that way :The red part with the penis hole in it was the penis "heart", and over it was the penis skin, it was supposed to cover the entire penis heart at the exception of the penis hole. The part of the penis skin that pile up over the penis hole is the foreskin, if you cut it back your entire penis heart it still covered.So as I grew up, I just saw my penis heart being more and more exposed, and since it hadn't been in contact with air since I was a baby, it was incredibly sensitive, making me more and more worried that the receding of my penis skin was a real danger.As I got 15, I noticed yellow wast sliding from my penis skin, I would pull them and throw them in the toilet from time to time, but always saw it as dangerous as it could in my eyes cause my penis skin to recede more. The yellow wastes smelled like a weird mix of piss and semen, with a very very very strong piss smell. They were orange and and pretty sturdy.As my penis started to grow more and more waste was exposed, until one day during a shower I went all in and broke the solid layer of waste into smaller pieces. My entire tip was covered in it. I couldn't break it by and as my tip was way to senstive, I had to drop water drops on it and even then it was really uncomfortable. I then discovered that the penis skin was just my foreskin and stopped at the end of the tip, I felt really dumb. It took quite some time to desenstize my tip and finish the waste removal job. I won't lie, it was really gross but also weirdly satisfying, like pulling a huge booger from your nose.I was already an horny teenager at this point, thank god I had no success with girls, if I had my way with my cheesy penis I can only imagine what could have been.Am I the only one who went through this ?
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TIFU by sticking up a metal vibrator up my ass

This happened yesterday, but I spent that one worrying about the fate of my precious butthole instead of wondering how much Reddit karma I can get for this. But because I have no other options, I decided all I have left is the sympathy of strangers and my own story to comfort me. So I had tried anal stuff in the past. Not with much success, and it was always only. I’d just try sticking up a finger or two up my tube and it would never go very far. Id usually just accept that I was not ready for anything more today and I’d stop.

However yesterday, I decided to finally try again after watching some gay porn. I had always wanted to do more and decided tonight was the night. I got some lotion and did my usual ritual of sticking in 1 finger and then 2. That day though, I was having much more success. I was able to push them in much farther and even could fit 3. I wanted to use toys, as that’s always something I had fantasized about. Well - the only toy I had was a metal vibrator that was about 3-4 inches long and not too wide. I still wanted to try it and I was having success at first. I would just push it in and out as you do. Well, eventually I pushed in nearly all the way but saved a tiny bit I could grab onto and use to slide it back out. However my butt had other plans and sucked it up. At first, because I was turned on I thought nothing of it and masturbated. However I realized there was a problem shortly after.

I shoved my fingers back up to grab at it and at first I could. But because the end of it was hollow (since it’s supposed to be attached to a second part that has the battery that causes it to vibrate) I couldn’t easily grab onto it. So every time I got close and attempted to grab it - it pushed deeper in. Eventually I couldn’t even find it anymore. This was very worrying and I quickly ran to my bathroom. For context, I live with my mom and grandfather. I tried pushing it out and grabbing it again - and because this subreddit doesn’t allow descriptions of bodily fluids, specifically ♥♥♥♥, I cannot get into the specifics. Just know this only fueled to the worry and even after pushing for about 20 minutes nothing came out.

I finally chose to go to sleep and hope it’d expel itself naturally. But today I woke up with no vibrator, but I did have an odd rumbling in my stomach and a weird fuzzy feeling near my back pipe. I cannot go to the doctor, as my parents are religious and I’d genuinely rather die then tell them why I needed them to drive me to the hospital. If I die, at least I’ll have a legacy to remember of being that one guy who shoved a metal vibrator up himself.

TL;DR: I shoved a vibrator up my ass, pushed it in even farther, and now I have an odd feeling in my butt. I might even be pregnant with a metal vibrator
Alexander the Greasy 11. feb. kl. 23:16 
I'm boutta burst a blood vessel in my ♥♥♥♥ :steamhappy:
male_07.mdl 11. feb. kl. 23:05 
Your ass is grass buddy
УБИВАТЬ УБИВАТЬ 14. jan. kl. 7:17 
cry baby cry
Architector #4 3. jan. kl. 7:06 
cheesy
male_07.mdl 2. jan. kl. 3:12 
always
♀Evelyyn(Não sou furry) 1. jan. kl. 12:18 
Dream about cheese am i right? HAHAHHAHAHa