tiddy
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Now I for one think that evolution is a bunch of BULL CRAP. But I've been told I have to teach it anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this: In the beginning, we were all fish, okay, swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby. And the retard baby was different so it got to live. So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands, and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something, and made this retard-frog-squirrel and then that had a retard baby which was a monkey-fish-frog, and then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and that made you. So there you go. You're the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel. Congratulations.
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Vyolette Aug 11, 2018 @ 9:31am 
Hey Tidd!!! :)
NaaD Jan 27, 2012 @ 9:45am 
sexy tiddy tiddy tiddy, Im alive! Ive been pretty busy, but im hoping to get some tf2 time soon!
[gj] Cicatriz Aug 16, 2011 @ 7:03pm 
1st: Stop avoiding your computer. 2nd: Breaking bad is getting awesome
Nahk Jun 7, 2011 @ 10:48pm 
I've got spurs that jingle jangle jingle...
RESPAWN Dec 16, 2010 @ 11:20am 
That agent86 is such a ♥♥♥♥♥...
agent86 Dec 16, 2010 @ 10:55am 
ACHIIEEEEEVEment WHOOORING