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Alors là, je crois que je viens de battre mon propre record de ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Une semaine pour te souhaiter un joyeux anniversaire, c'est pas mal, non ? 😅 Mon sens du timing légendaire a encore frappé !
Joyeux anniversaire en ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ! 🎉 J'espère que tu as bien fêté ça sans moi. On se fait une petite session gaming bientôt pour que je me rattrape ?
À très vite sur Steam !
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ChatGPT a dit :
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Voici un message que tu pourrais publier sur la page Steam de Clément pour son anniversaire :
"Bon anniv’ Clément ! 🎉🔥 Que cette année soit remplie de frag enragé, de parties épiques, et de loot légendaires ! Merci pour toutes les sessions de jeu incroyables, les victoires partagées (et les défaites aussi 😅). Hâte de voir jusqu’où tu vas grimper dans le classement cette année ! 🚀 Game on, l’ami, et profites bien de ta journée ! 🎮🍻"
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It's tits. It's always ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tits.
This is no mystery to anyone, and human anatomy has been the same for over 100k years. Seriously, shut the ♥♥♥♥ up. You all do this. Do you really think your tits and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are so special that they're going to shift our collective consciousness or something?
"I bet the guys at the gym wonder what's under my yoga pants."
I bet they already know, and if they ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ don't, maybe you shouldn't be at a kid gym for 4 year olds.
Edit : you guys please it is almost 2 am in my time zone i am trying to sleep 😡 go to sleep and get a life
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However, it did not stop me from masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Steam to your profile and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure.
I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of ♥♥♥ and squirt, all because you posted this.