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Gooning tonight
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Don't give me a pro tip ♥♥♥♥♥ you a nobody. How bout I give you a pro tip, what Imma do is imma flop my BBC out on the table when your mom ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ invites me over for dinner. You're going to see a big piece of beef on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ table. I-Imma tell you to go in the kitchen and give me all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seasonings you got. I need you to get the garlic salt, I need you to get the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seasoning salts while my BBC just sits there on the table and you just see it pulsating like moving liver, that's been taken out of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cow. And you're just gonna stare at it and Imma be like KEEP SEASONING, stare at you, KEEP SEASONING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you gonna be keep seasoning my meat, over and over again. Keep seasoning it ♥♥♥♥♥. And imma pull out my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flop my BBC on the table its gonna go squelching noises like a slime noise cause its just covered in saute. And imma take that BBC, walk straight to your mom's mouth and stare at you. Poke it in her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grill and she be like "OHH". Imma be like "Now suck it infront of your son". And shes gonna be like sucking noises "I'm sorry, I just can't help it, its so flavourful". That's gonna be the pro tip I give her when I give her this flavoured BBC of seasoning salts. Dumbass ♥♥♥♥♥. Talk about a pro tip ♥♥♥♥♥ you a nobody.
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Washed player (dad) 28. Dez. 2024 um 16:35 
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat heavy, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :
cc77_- 28. Dez. 2024 um 7:35 
Good at mordhau so he’s definitely hit with the tism
ZARATHUSTRA 22. Dez. 2024 um 5:31 
got that good meat
papa peak 10. Dez. 2024 um 11:18 
submissive
Fellu the kiddo 6. Dez. 2024 um 11:42 
I was informed that it was all false accusations directly towards me. The image was not NSFW and in fact was 2 Children playing on a merry go round and suddenly you replied that it was NSFW. The police confirmed that it was SFW and charged you for Pedophilia. I also informed them about the train situation and in reality there wasn't any train nor records of you taking the train anywhere in the past month. I went to the doctors and they said that you were suffering from intense schizophrenia, so I hope you understand that it wasn't my mistake.
Fellu the kiddo 6. Dez. 2024 um 11:40 
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