If you dont have a PROPER reason to add me I'll delete you again!

For further info about my Inventory just look below, I sat 1h on that thing.
Also my PC-Setup is written there aswell! Anyway, cya!
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I'm known as Alex,
Yoda, lookslikealex, Cookiemonster, Chair, Onki Kong, The God Uncle, "Nose destroyer", ... and so much else! People sure are creative. I am 19 years old and am getting close to finishing college. (last year pretty much.)

My (csgo) rank (after the rank change) was LE. Held onto it with passion x). Then I "retired". Now I am complete garbage, havent played for ages, so for your own sake don't ask me if I want to play with you. Because I wont.

I also used to be a big trader but stopped that too.
Currently I am an Servermanager in the TF2 and CSGO - Community Fortress of Gamers [forums.f-o-g.eu]
Basically I handle the servers internally (mutes, bans) but from the outside too. Add maps, synchronise servers though I also handle things like applications and reports.

I'm a generally nice and open guy but please try not to add me randomly If I know you from somewhere, go ahead, but don't just say "hello its me from X i was the one that did Y"
If I remember people from random places it usually isn't something good :)~

(If you're below Steamlevel 5-10 and your profile picture seems fishy, I won't even bother looking at your profile, you'll be blocked instantly. I have blocked about 500 scam bots. I just got sick of checking if human or not. )

(PC Specs further down below!)


If you're wondering about my Inventory and think "Oh Ma Gawd! That guy is wasting his money"
I'll tell you this just once. (or twice because I'm quite proud of it ):

Knife 1:
The Butterfly was traded. I started off with a AK-47 | Redline Field-Tested and traded my way up to the Butterfly, without adding a lot of money. (Probably my biggest achievement)

How, you ask?
Remember the Howl skandal? yeah.. I jumped on that money train and left it a bit too late so I didn't exploit it too much.. bla bla bla, traded the Howl to a M4A1-S | Knight and finally a Butterfly | Fade (+Fullest Fade)

Knife 2:
The Flipknife | Forest DDPAT was a birthday Gift from my beloved Hibberd .

Knife 3:
I have one more Flipknife. Rust Coat with a float of 0.87.. THAT one was bought.

All the other rather expensive items:
The AUG | Hot Rod was one of the first skins I bought in the game. It was worth 1€ back then .
Every skin in my Inventory has a special meaning to me. I won't trade a single one of them. I won a lot of them from bets. For some reason I got a nose for those, though I stopped doing them.. aswell..

2: Why did you stop trading?
It got way too cancerous. "You overpay 1000€ cuz i haz rair pattern. And a float of 0.0000420"

3: Can I ask you stuff about trading?
Sure fucking thing! I'd love to help out. (Still no random adding though! )

4: Are you gay?
Last time I checked I was at 27%.


Intel Core i7-6700K

EVGA GTX 980 Superclocked

2x 8GB Kingston HyperX Fury DDR4

EVGA SuperNOVA G2 550W Gold

Samsung SSD 850 Evo 250GB

Seagate 7200 SA3 2TB

MSI Z170A Gaming M3

be quiet! Silent Base 800

Monitor 1:
Benq XL 2411 Z

Monitor 2:
Samsung S22D300HY

Corsair Vengeance Series K70 Black Cherry

Steelseries Rival 300

Sennheiser HD 598

Auna Mic-900b

Thats it.
You made it! Congratz!
Thanks for reading! (even though I doubt that you have read all of it )


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[EG] Luigi123 Jan 1 @ 7:36am 
Happy New Year! :D
Explorer Lam Dec 28, 2016 @ 8:54pm 
+rep, dont mind me just giving you some steamrep
Explorer Lam Dec 10, 2016 @ 10:41am 
I played Counter-Strike since 2004 started with 1.6 and CSS and I was extremely addicted. Going to school jiggle peeking in the hallways, I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CSS days before zblock was added. Once I go home I would play instantly and went straight to to bed without noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary awp and awp people on the swing set from the jungle jim during recess. Now, I am a global elite, top of my class. Every single day I pray to gaben, god bless him, to give me a good drop. Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away because of my cs instincts. I almost killed my mom and I. I am second to none, so if you see me in your game prepare for defeat you mother fucker
Explorer Lam Dec 10, 2016 @ 10:06am 
I've been thinking to myself, these normies do sometimes have a point. I should take a more proactive approach to getting laid rather than sit at home feeling sorry for myself. I need to apply myself and look for a solution.
However, instead of following their useless and unimaginative advice, I decided to take a more creative approach, think outside the box and see if there is something I've been missing all along.
After giving it some thought, I must say necrophilia is looking more and more appealing, despite the bad rep it gets, which I think stems out of fear of our own mortality. But should I allow something like that to hold me down on my pursuit of happiness?
Here are some pros and cons I came up with.
Explorer Lam Dec 10, 2016 @ 10:06am 

Don't need to date her or seduce her, can go straight to the point

No performance anxiety since she won't be judgmental

Could still be attractive depending on when she died

Not sure if I like to be touched so that won't be an issue

Won't have to communicate with her and listen to her talk, if I choose to talk she will be a good listener

What happens between us she'll literally take to her grave rather than share with Stacies over margaritas for good comedic value

Unlike a prostitute or regular female, doesn't cost money

Sexually open minded to whatever I want to try with her

No risk of hurting her even if we engage in more hardcore BDSM
Explorer Lam Dec 10, 2016 @ 10:05am 

Not hygienic but can be fixed by wearing a condom

No natural lubrication but vaseline should do

I don't have a good attitude towards worms, that would be a deal breaker I'm afraid (am I being too narrow minded?)

The smell - lots of scanted candles and a google search on mummification should help a bit

Where to find a relatively fresh corpse and how to obtain it without getting caught? - this is really the biggest issue especially cause our intolerant society doesn't consider this legal (but polygamy is ok). Keeping track of obituaries and familiarizing myself with local cemeteries is a start. Should consider more efficient approaches though, open to suggestions.

If you can think of more pros and cons or offer your advice and opinion, this time I'd appreciate it.

Could the best romance turn out to be necromance?