The Pyro Squirrel
Nyerm Mc'Nyerm, Archduke of Nyermenstein   Chandler, Arizona, United States
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UGC Highlander Competitive History (starting pyro)
Season 8: {YYIp} Yyeti Interpretive polka (steel)
Season 9: {YYIp} Yyeti Interpretive polka (silver)
Season 10: oGs Original Gangsta Sloths (silver)
Season 11: [♣F2] Tree Forest 2 [Limited Edition if you're dumb] (silver)
Season 12: [♣F2] Tree Forest 2 (3rd place silver)
Season 13: [♣F2] Tree Forest 2 (gold)
Season 14: [♣F2] Tree Forest 2 (platinum)
Season 15: [♣F2] Tree Forest 2 (platinum)
Season 16: fb. Funkblasters (platinum) (backup)
Season 17: -ww- Wartortle Warriors (platinum) (2/3 of the season, rest was as a backup on Bv Chill Penguins)

UGC 6v6 Competitive History
Season 14: SM Spycrab Migration [aka Le Glorious Few] (steel) (backup pyro)
Season 16: C-men The C-Men (silver) (starter pyro)
Season 17: C-men The C-Men (silver) (starter pyro)
Season 18: .ebola Ebola-Esports (platinum) ("backup" demo, read: starter demo)

UGC 4v4 Competitive History
Season 5: >CF< Cosmic is a Frugar (1st place silver)
Season 6: [♣F4] Tree Forest 4: On Stranger Nyerms (gold)

Miscellaneous Tournaments
Skial's Caber The Admins Contest: first place (my best achievement)
eGO's Arena Respawn Tournament: nyerm (3rd place)
Currently Offline
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Recent Activity

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
🅱️eires Jul 8 @ 3:21pm 
You think a whale ejaculates 1500 f*cking liters of cum every load? Are you insane? People don’t realize how large of a f*cking volume that is.

The largest testicles among whales belong to the Right Whale, which can produce UP TO 5 gallons of cum per mating session. That’s up to 15 liters per load. Not ♥♥♥♥ing 1500, jesus

Your guys’ whale cum approximations are WAY OFF
|NwA| Dreadnought Jun 5 @ 1:58pm 
Do you wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a gamer...and a meme. And one night, he goes off raging more than usual. Mommy gets the ps4 to defend herself. He doesn't like that. So, me gaming, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife - "wanna play fortnite?" He sticks the dualshock 4 in my hand - "Let's put a game on that TV!" And... why no fortnite?
I've come to make an announcement, Shadow The Hedgehog is a ♥♥♥♥♥-♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on my ♥♥♥♥ing wife. That's right he took his hedgehog ♥♥♥♥in' quilly dick out, and he ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on my ♥♥♥♥ing wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG" and I said "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a call out on my Twitter dot com: Shadow The Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! [explotion sounds] That's right baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He ♥♥♥♥ed my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the Earth! That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER ♥♥♥♥! Except I'm not gonna ♥♥♥♥ on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the MOOOOOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have 23 hours before the ♥♥♥♥ drrrrrroplllllets hit the ♥♥♥♥ing Earth! Now get out of my ♥♥♥♥ing sight before I ♥♥♥♥ on you, too!
🅱️eires Mar 9 @ 4:14pm 
I'll clarify that I never got into Comp for the main reason of never having time to dedicate towards it, let alone find a team which could do the same. (Especially as a Sniper main, since 6's. Y'kno, generally yeets out anyone who isn't Scout, Demo, Soldier, Medic). Further, that I'm mainly a trader, so I'm not as deep in the Comp community, with the most I've done being 2 community tournaments, and like 1 or 2 TF2PL matches when it first started.

I have tried/continue to try to keep up to date with general TF2 information and the community as much as I personally can, I could certainly be incorrect on what I said in regards to how Comp players felt. I never saw/heard any posts on the Subreddit let alone any talks within Trade servers regarding Comp players.

I can see why Pro people would have been turned off by MyM. Especially Prolander/HL players. I don't think it outright killed the Comp scene, since there are still tournaments/comp players today, but maybe not as many as before.
🅱️eires Sep 4, 2019 @ 8:00pm 
Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through its Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn its simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their imp