Colin Lockman   Texas, United States
Founder of the fake religion, Deskism.


Accept no tables! Embrace the Desk!

For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves tiny desks; lacking in grandeur. And they shall turn away their eyes from the truth, and shall be turned unto tables.

A man is a heretic after embracing the table. Knowing that he that is such is subverted, and sinneth, being blinded to the holy Desk.

Your faith will tried by the enemies of the Desk who were without, but now will you surrender to those enemies?

Accept no tiny desks! Accept no tables! A Desk shall be grand! A Desk will not break!

Praise be the holy Desk!


dexterjexter Nov 13, 2020 @ 6:58pm 
swag daddy
Zittware Dec 25, 2013 @ 1:12am 
Lock is made of awesome... :D
ArKineX Jul 31, 2013 @ 10:20pm 
YAY! Quakecon is upon us!
Mr.Red Jul 16, 2013 @ 10:28pm 
meh back at ya.
Mr.Red Jul 19, 2012 @ 9:49am 
My wallet hates you but my phone thinks the new app is cool! :D
Sheldog23 Jan 28, 2012 @ 8:56am 
Wow, Thanks for the game Lock. That was really cool of you.