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Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 6:24am


Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 5:47am

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2016 @ 10:49am


This is an achievement.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 6:51am

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 5:52am

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 6:51am

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 5:19am

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.


Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)


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